Rotwang's corona multicap boredom special edition
Results at the end:
Since everyone's bored I'm a-gonna just dump 5 caps that vaguely relate to the quarantine world we live in now because of corona, so if you're bored because of corona sitting at home jerking off to pornhub then after you cum you can do a crossword puzzle first and then do this:
Caps will be awarded when the corona virus disaster is over, which as we all know will be by may 1st because our leader says so. And lemme just tell you, I can tell you this, he never lies. He's very very very good about telling truths. Fantastic top-quality truths. He's so honest you're gonna be sick of honesty. If anyone tells you the virus is going to get worse, it's fake news, people, believe me, it's fake news. The judges I have working on this contest are top-quality. Really great, great, people, it's gonna be fantastic, I can tell you that.
Vote by index as in 1: [caption] etc, and of course you don't need to vote on all 5 of them. 7 or 8 of them is fine.
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Ok the 3's an 4's won the day:
Mentions:
3. There's a "bun in the oven" joke in here somewhere. -MadAdam
Bronze:
3. Lars and the Real Grill -Ian
Silver:
4. The bedpan flute -Iverneil
Gold:
3. Be careful with the fried foods! You don't want to get her PSI count too high. -Gerhardguffaw
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Comment by Rotwang on June 12, 2020 at 12:31pm
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Ok the 3's an 4's won the day:
Mentions:3. There's a "bun in the oven" joke in here somewhere. -MadAdam
Bronze:
3. Lars and the Real Grill -Ian
Silver:
4. The bedpan flute -Iverneil
Gold:
3. Be careful with the fried foods! You don't want to get her PSI count too high. -Gerhardguffaw
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Comment by Mervin97 on June 3, 2020 at 5:39am
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5. Now builds strong bodies 13 ways."
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4. Rolling with the pandemic.
All was going well till it rained.
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3. "Watch your arm I would hate for you to melt on my good pan."
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2. "It takes me about 10 hours a day to slither them."
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1. "Did anyone bring a quarter."
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Comment by MacSpruce on May 17, 2020 at 9:14pm
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2. "Actually, when I left home I was walking a pair of dachshunds."
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Comment by Ian on May 7, 2020 at 8:18pm
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3. Lars and the Real Grill
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Comment by MadAdam on May 3, 2020 at 11:31pm
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1. Doctor WTF
2. In a coincidence of astronomical proportions, and totally unrelated to the Harry Potter Universe, the dog's names were Sirius Black and Professor Lupin and the snake's names were Draco and Malfoy.
3. There's a "bun in the oven" joke in here somewhere.
4. "Master Of The Pan Flute" Gheorghe Zamfir's less successful cousin Linda.
5. 4 out of 5 Dentists can afford not to eat this shit. (the fifth one's got a serious coke habit)
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Comment by Iverneil on May 2, 2020 at 10:17pm
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4. The bedpan flute
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