Results at the end:
Since everyone's bored I'm a-gonna just dump 5 caps that vaguely relate to the quarantine world we live in now because of corona, so if you're bored because of corona sitting at home jerking off to pornhub then after you cum you can do a crossword puzzle first and then do this:
Caps will be awarded when the corona virus disaster is over, which as we all know will be by may 1st because our leader says so. And lemme just tell you, I can tell you this, he never lies. He's very very very good about telling truths. Fantastic top-quality truths. He's so honest you're gonna be sick of honesty. If anyone tells you the virus is going to get worse, it's fake news, people, believe me, it's fake news. The judges I have working on this contest are top-quality. Really great, great, people, it's gonna be fantastic, I can tell you that.
Vote by index as in 1: [caption] etc, and of course you don't need to vote on all 5 of them. 7 or 8 of them is fine.
Ok the 3's an 4's won the day:
3. There's a "bun in the oven" joke in here somewhere. -MadAdam
3. Lars and the Real Grill -Ian
4. The bedpan flute -Iverneil
3. Be careful with the fried foods! You don't want to get her PSI count too high. -Gerhardguffaw