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Whenever I get a Capri Sun, my first attempt at straw insertion is always with a quick, hard, almost vengeful stabbing motion. I successfully hit my 1/8th inch target about 70% of the time. I think Capri Sun is subliminally training children to become extremely precise assassins.

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Comment by Rick Morse on August 31, 2010 at 11:53am: No words I could possibly put here would express the true joy I recieved from this post! Awesome!

Comment by drwho on August 30, 2010 at 6:06am: Ninjas are everywhere

Comment by Tom O'Brien on August 29, 2010 at 7:15pm: Is that Lindsey Lohan?

Comment by Zelda Schizgerald on August 29, 2010 at 2:42pm: Is this about killing all the juice...cuz that is so not kosher...
(you are too funny!) xoxo, cass

Comment by MissA on August 27, 2010 at 2:08pm: So true. I can also remember blowing air into a half full Capri Sun and the liquid would overflow into my mouth. Not sure what that training was all about...

Comment by PHUKUHP on August 27, 2010 at 1:17pm: go young biker,
avenge the memory of pol pot

Comment by Trey on August 27, 2010 at 8:11am: HA!

Comment by Krass on August 26, 2010 at 8:51pm: Lol! Just another reason why I'm keeping my kid away from soccer!

Comment by Bubba Licious on August 26, 2010 at 7:55pm: I'm scared!

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