Comedy Whirled

DAILY OBSERVATION

Whenever I get a Capri Sun, my first attempt at straw insertion is always with a quick, hard, almost vengeful stabbing motion. I successfully hit my 1/8th inch target about 70% of the time. I think Capri Sun is subliminally training children to become extremely precise assassins.

Views: 68

Comment

Got a funny caption? Join Comedy Whirled!

Join Comedy Whirled

Comment by Rick Morse on August 31, 2010 at 11:53am
No words I could possibly put here would express the true joy I recieved from this post! Awesome!
Comment by drwho on August 30, 2010 at 6:06am
Ninjas are everywhere
Comment by Tom O'Brien on August 29, 2010 at 7:15pm
Is that Lindsey Lohan?
Comment by Zelda Schizgerald on August 29, 2010 at 2:42pm
Is this about killing all the juice...cuz that is so not kosher...
(you are too funny!) xoxo, cass
Comment by MissA on August 27, 2010 at 2:08pm
So true. I can also remember blowing air into a half full Capri Sun and the liquid would overflow into my mouth. Not sure what that training was all about...
Comment by PHUKUHP on August 27, 2010 at 1:17pm
go young biker,
avenge the memory of pol pot
Comment by Trey on August 27, 2010 at 8:11am
HA!
Comment by Krass on August 26, 2010 at 8:51pm
Lol! Just another reason why I'm keeping my kid away from soccer!
Comment by Bubba Licious on August 26, 2010 at 7:55pm
I'm scared!

© 2019   Whirled Wide Network   Powered by You! Thank You for your continued support.

Badgers  |  Complain Complain Complain  |  Terms of Service