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(Son is 14, Dad is however old, Mom is also some undetermined age.)

 

Son: Dad, when will I become a man?

Dad: Well son it's puberty time for you, and when puberty is over you'll be a man.

Son: So when will puberty be over for me?

Dad: For boys it's usually over in the late teens.

Mom: Yes and for girls it may be over a little earlier.

Dad: You shut your mouth! I'm not paying you to talk!

Son: Dad, why are you paying this prostitute to pretend to be mom and what happened to my real mom?

Dad: It's all a part of growing up and becoming a man son, someday you'll understand.

Son: But how will I know I'm done with puberty?

Dad: Shit I don't know son, wait I think that's when you grow your tail. Yeah that's right, when you get your tail that means puberty is over.

Prostitute: Tail?

Dad: What you didn't get your tail yet? Pssssh!(puts on a pair of aviator's) Loser.

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Comment by MadAdam on February 18, 2011 at 9:51pm
Was this a female prostitute, an openly male prostitute or something in between, because it really impacts the dynamic of the story.
Comment by JJJ23 on February 17, 2011 at 11:57pm
Just realized I wrote "It's all a part of growing up and becoming a Manson". that's a happy something
Comment by Ian on February 17, 2011 at 11:40pm
Is this a sneak preview for Avatar: The Hunt for Pandora's Box?

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