I KNOW THAT I HAVE SCREWED UP HERE SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW, AND MY APOLOGIES TO ANYONE IT MAY EFFECT... I THINK I HAD TWO PEOPLE JUDGE THE THURSDAY CONTEST AND DIDNT GET THE WINNER POSTED FOR THE JUDGE OF WEEKEND EDITION.ANY WAY.... DIRTY SEZ... Special Awards.:
Frank Zappa Posthumous Admiration Award.:
“ She likey the Telefunken U-47! ”
Most Skillfully Sideways Reference To The Word ‘Bear’.:
"The award given from the large gay man association; 'for the person who was straight, and seemed the most sympathetic' "
Wackiest Desperately Insistent Demand For Genital Manipulation.:
“ You think the cock is soft sweetheart, you should feel my ball, FEEL MY BALLS! ”
-- Mike Dempsey.
Best Re-Purposing Of A Borscht-Belt Classic.:
“ Is this mic on? ”
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“ And that's why teddy bears are always smiling. ”
-- Rodney Dean.
“ The microphone has both reverberate and vibrate features.”
“ In this case, a stroke victim is an oxymoron. ”
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C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S
To The Entire Bull-Market Of Killer Grizzlies !!!!!
Special Congrats To RSRD For The Double-Play
and For Best Overall Performance.