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Hello All,

Love the new place, a heartfelt thanks to Ian, Gozer and WSS for putting their heads together for something awesome that didn't result in the formation of a circle and someone eating a cookie.

New Feud For Thought-

1)Something you wear that get's you laid
2)The best boat name ever
3)A place where the buffalo roam
4)What you do when nobody is looking
5)If you were an alcoholic drink, what would you be and why

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Comment by sabre419 on September 21, 2010 at 9:44pm
Had I have been here in time to compete.......

#1. Vest made of $50's (Damn you Gerhardguffaw for having a better version)
#2. Anti-Tanic
#3. Walmart........ Trust me..... They have a website... (As chuckkling already said)
#4 The same things I do when they ARE looking... Only more discreet. :-P
#5 A half full pitcher of beer... Because I usually have beer in me... I'm half empty... And I'm usually in my own hand...
Comment by Celsius88 on September 19, 2010 at 7:12pm
1. Tight gym shorts.

2. Colonel Angus.

3. A chicken farm.

4. Stare at them until they feel me watching them.

5. El Presidente. Because I want to be secretly "serviced."
Comment by Shag on September 18, 2010 at 2:08pm
1) My Vagina Fanny Pack
2) SS Sea Gew
3) In Rome!
4) Fart and leave the room.
5) Tequila! I like to have the salt licked from my rim!
Comment by Cobra Piss on September 18, 2010 at 12:16am
1. Kilt (it works at weddings)
2. Naughtygal... Get it, sorta like nautical? but with a gal who's naughty? why do the question marks look like S's pooping periods?) BTW this name can only be used for cigarette boats owned by douche bags ) I'm drunk.
3. Rosie O's uterus
4. pick the scabs off my dog and feed them to him
5. mouthwash cause I would only want to be drank by hardcore alkies
Comment by mellowpuma on September 17, 2010 at 11:54pm
1. ass pants: the ladies love em.
2. mercurial phallus.
3. buffalo town.
4. an interpretive dance which I've titled "mercurial phallus".
5. pbr, because it won a blue ribbon back in 1893, when beer was probably much worse than it is now.
Comment by chuckkling on September 17, 2010 at 11:07pm
1. My Booty Pop underwear
2. Dawn Knots
3. Walmart
4. Rethink my decision being a male stripper
5. Shot of Wild Turkey....because I only give 50.5%
Comment by Ian on September 17, 2010 at 6:48pm
1)heart on your sleeve
2)Sophie Tarbuck
3)imaginary home
4)how would I know?
5)I'd be Milla Jovivich's favorite drink, a Bull Shot, and I'd wait there on the bar hoping it was the right bar and the right city so that Milla would drink me.
Comment by MissA on September 17, 2010 at 5:27pm
1. deer urine (I live in Kentucky)
2. SS Natalie Wood
3. some lodge in Bedrock
4. watch Jersey Shore
5. Earthquake, I have epilepsy
Comment by PHUKUHP on September 17, 2010 at 4:09pm
Comment by Jams3kds on September 17, 2010 at 1:06pm
1) MY PENIS (slightly to the left)
2) The Spongeworthy Assailant
3) Orchard Park
4) Try not to get caught staring at a nice pair of chesticles
5) Anything with absinthe in it, because I’m so absinthe minded.

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