Below are the results for the 11/5 weekend contest as judged by LL Bein
Seems like most of you thought this was a desperate cry for help or a lifestyle choice. Either way, message received. Let's just get things started while Mummy's boy ends up in denial & the proper fashion authorities are alerted.
"Everyday he comes to the park and just sits there...stationery." - Jams3kds
"Whew, what a relief. I thought he said he was about to go 'postal.'" - Bubba Licious
"HELLO, MY NAME IS KEITH (hello keith)
AND... I AM A SWEET-N-LOW ADDICT.
(clap clap, clap,clap)" - PHUKUHP
"Dear Diary: some days, being a Batman villain isn't all it's cracked up to be (sigh). It doesn't even seem like he even knows I exist. Maybe it isn't his fault ... "The Tapeworm", that's a stupid name, what was I thinking? Oh well, back to accounting." - mellowpuma
"After this, imma...wait where is it?...oh here it is....imma get a gallon of milk." - chuckkling