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Caption Whirled - Weekend Edition Results (11-05)

Below are the results for the 11/5 weekend contest as judged by LL Bein



Seems like most of you thought this was a desperate cry for help or a lifestyle choice. Either way, message received. Let's just get things started while Mummy's boy ends up in denial & the proper fashion authorities are alerted.


Honorable Mentions:

"Everyday he comes to the park and just sits there...stationery." - Jams3kds

"Whew, what a relief. I thought he said he was about to go 'postal.'" - Bubba Licious

"HELLO, MY NAME IS KEITH
(hello keith)
AND... I AM A SWEET-N-LOW ADDICT.
(clap clap, clap,clap)" - PHUKUHP





"Dear Diary: some days, being a Batman villain isn't all it's cracked up to be (sigh). It doesn't even seem like he even knows I exist. Maybe it isn't his fault ... "The Tapeworm", that's a stupid name, what was I thinking? Oh well, back to accounting." - mellowpuma




Imma Champ:

"After this, imma...wait where is it?...oh here it is....imma get a gallon of milk." - chuckkling





Bronze:


"The last time I saw that many pink flaps, I was at an orgy with my mom's Canasta club." - theDIRTYmidget.©


Silver:

"Muthafucka's dog's prolly a sharpie...daaamn!!!" - Hüxtabub


Gold:

Zelda Schizgerald




"Stick it to the man is just an expression, idiot!"


After reading all writer posts, this was the one stuck in the back of my head.

The Winner is Zelda Schizgerald


Imma Pauling.






-LL



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