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With the news that Bri's been suspended

for six months without pay, I couldn't resist!

(The lyrics are mine but someone with actual talent sang 'em*)

Click for song 'Lying' — to Roy Orbison's 'Crying'

Lyrics:

I was alright—I had style
I could smile Bro-kaw’s smile
But mis-speaking that night
Got all those vets uptight
When I said - I’d been shot down

Faked Iraqi shell’s
Now my PR hell
‘Cause I’d been ly-y-ing—on the news!
Ly-y-y-ing—on the news!

So I—said, “I’m wrong”
Then Katrina   stormed along
And caught me lying, lying
Lying, ly-y-y-ing

And now you  understand
I never did    ‘crash land’
Yeah, I was lying

I’m getting slammed - getting gored
Twitter’s newest - Rob Ford
And Lester Holt’s aglow
And now I’ve left the show

But, viewers, what can I do-oo-oo?
‘Cause you don’t trust me
Ditto NBC
Ly-y-y-ing—on the news!
Ly-y-y-ing—on the news!

Yes,  my rep’s gone
And from  this moment on
You’ll find me crying, crying
Sighing, crying
Yeah, cryyyy-ing!
Cryyyyyyy-ing
IN  MY  BOOZE !

~

*sung by Joel Jorgensen

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Comment by MacSpruce on February 16, 2015 at 7:41pm

Excellent!

Comment by Frodoh on February 16, 2015 at 8:51am

Thanks MP, Ian & 38'—the amazing thing is that Joel could likely make any drivel sound half-decent!

Comment by mellowpuma on February 16, 2015 at 4:37am

holy crap that's good.

Comment by Frodoh on February 12, 2015 at 9:25pm

Thanks for the advice, Ian!  https://soundcloud.com/paradocsfickle/lying

Comment by Ian on February 11, 2015 at 4:50pm

You should open a Soundcloud account and upload the song!

Comment by 38chrysler on February 11, 2015 at 3:48am

This song should go Platinum!!!

Comment by MacSpruce on February 11, 2015 at 1:14am

All I'm getting is this: 

Is it just me?

Comment by Ian on February 10, 2015 at 11:41pm

This is outstanding!  Hilarious and great voice Joel!

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