Look at all the married people here. Men, we are always leaving the toilet seat up, am I right?
The worst thing is when you were a kid and you saw your parents making love. What's up?
Now you've got to love old people, like my grandma: my grandma's a funny lady, she thinks that Mc Hammer pants give people AIDS. For Real!
Who here hates flying, I'll tell you who, white people. Not only that, but they always dance like this: Dipa Dipa Do!
Have you been to McDonald's lately, they now have these pictures of food on the cash register. It's like Bleep Bloop!
OK that's my time, Oh, and if you have any questions you want advice on, just ask "Dr." M. puma ... At A Comedy Club In the Early 90's.