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Anti caption, caption contest results

Best caption that has the absolute least to do with this picture…

    This turned out to be much harder than I thought. I eventually imagined the captions as planets in the solar system with each being further and further away from the sun. Pluto would have to be number one ,then, I would work my way inward.

So here goes~!

Honorable mentions:

"Finding a litre of buttermilk in your gym bag, will disqualify you in Olympic Hopscotch"-Buttermilk

"This one time at band camp"-Gerhardguffaw

"Something something Gungnam Style"-FroDoh

"Let's measure Pacos bald spot".-Chuckkling

"In grade school, I used to make ashtrays with asbestos".-Buttermilk

"This here's my trophy for bein' Champeen Rider at the Veal Rodeo. Naw, weren't too hard to win, they don't buck much"-              MadAdam 

"Okay, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my bone marrow transplant"-KariGrant


"I couldn't get it down to just one for each category...I had to double up!!"

Bronze-

"It's not the meat, it's the tumidity!"-FroDoh

"You left all the cantaloupes next to the giraffe cage?"-JJJ23

Silver-

"Linguine fettuccine martini bikini."-Mellowpuma

"What's the difference between an orange? A baseball bat, because a motorcycle doesn't have doors."-toofpick

Gold-

I must admit that I was momentarily afraid that I would look like an ass kisser when I voted gold on this one. I almost tried not to...but it just kept coming back to this cap anyway!!

"作業を無料で設定されます"-Ian Renga

 

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Comment by Buttermilk on September 24, 2012 at 5:45am

great contest!

Comment by toofpick on September 23, 2012 at 4:18pm

First we find that crazy typewriter then we'll find the kidnappers.

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