This turned out to be much harder than I thought. I eventually imagined the captions as planets in the solar system with each being further and further away from the sun. Pluto would have to be number one ,then, I would work my way inward.
So here goes~!
"Finding a litre of buttermilk in your gym bag, will disqualify you in Olympic Hopscotch"-Buttermilk
"This one time at band camp"-Gerhardguffaw
"Something something Gungnam Style"-FroDoh
"Let's measure Pacos bald spot".-Chuckkling
"In grade school, I used to make ashtrays with asbestos".-Buttermilk
"This here's my trophy for bein' Champeen Rider at the Veal Rodeo. Naw, weren't too hard to win, they don't buck much"- MadAdam
"Okay, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my bone marrow transplant"-KariGrant
"I couldn't get it down to just one for each category...I had to double up!!"
"It's not the meat, it's the tumidity!"-FroDoh
"You left all the cantaloupes next to the giraffe cage?"-JJJ23
"Linguine fettuccine martini bikini."-Mellowpuma
"What's the difference between an orange? A baseball bat, because a motorcycle doesn't have doors."-toofpick
I must admit that I was momentarily afraid that I would look like an ass kisser when I voted gold on this one. I almost tried not to...but it just kept coming back to this cap anyway!!