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It's Saturday evening and I'm deciding what my options are....Lawrence Welk, porn or Lean Cuisine. I was leaning toward Mr. Welk when all of a sudden I get an invite to join I thought to myself..."Self, you never get invited to anything." Could this be a joke? So I decided to check into this further....after Lawrence Welk.

After my fill of bubbles and 60's hairdos, I went to "What the fuck is this?" Could this be the answer to my dreams? A new comedy website? I was awestruck! My only reaction can be summed up in the words of George Costanza when he said, "I think it moved, Jerry!"

Three hours later after the boner subsided, I signed up. I noticed all the cool people from FOD were signing up, too! Did they have a three hour boner or a three hour nipple erection, too? I hope so!

To keep this initial blog short, I just want to say "Thank you, thank you, thank you for starting this site. I love it.

And now we return you to your regularly scheduled porn.

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Comment by Ian on October 13, 2010 at 6:01pm
Tell me where to send the C-note.
Comment by RockyDanz on September 23, 2010 at 10:52pm
Here here. There there. ReadySetGo!
Comment by sabre419 on September 20, 2010 at 6:36am
As the FOD falleth, our new home groweth, and all shall be boners IN the lean cuisine... Or whatever your meal of choice would be. :-P
Comment by E Wu on September 7, 2010 at 11:13am
Everytime a baby cries, my nipples guffaw.

Which, by the way, I just learned today what a guffaw is; it was on one of the cubicles as the word of the week. Neat!
Comment by Bubba Licious on August 31, 2010 at 6:51pm
It's great to have you and your boner here with us. And with this option now available to us, I find it hard to believe that anyone is still left over there!
Comment by Krass on August 31, 2010 at 5:42pm
Wow, I got aroused just reading this! I'm glad you are here, I love your brand of funny.

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