It's Saturday evening and I'm deciding what my options are....Lawrence Welk, porn or Lean Cuisine. I was leaning toward Mr. Welk when all of a sudden I get an invite to join comedywhirled.com. I thought to myself..."Self, you never get invited to anything." Could this be a joke? So I decided to check into this further....after Lawrence Welk.
After my fill of bubbles and 60's hairdos, I went to comedywhirled.com. "What the fuck is this?" Could this be the answer to my dreams? A new comedy website? I was awestruck! My only reaction can be summed up in the words of George Costanza when he said, "I think it moved, Jerry!"
Three hours later after the boner subsided, I signed up. I noticed all the cool people from FOD were signing up, too! Did they have a three hour boner or a three hour nipple erection, too? I hope so!
To keep this initial blog short, I just want to say "Thank you, thank you, thank you for starting this site. I love it.
And now we return you to your regularly scheduled porn.