I could save the Planet myself but why should I give up my pool???
Al Gore has a Gas and Electric bill 20 Times the National Average so He can have a Heated Pool. I want one too but I cant afford the $36,000.00 in Utility Bills and dont think he should be arguing I should be cutting my thermostat down to 62 degrees so he can Lounge by his Heated Pool in Janurary. If Hes worried about Global Warming then He can unplug his Jacuzzi and save more carbon from entering the Atmosphere than I can by burning my furniture trying to keep from freezing. Why shouldnt our ex-vice president pitch-in?
I say we all go out and buy a Gas Guzzler and use up all the Arabs Oil first. Then they'll run out of money to fund the Terrorists Jihad movement and wont be able to go out and wreck a Lamborghini every other week just for the fun of it. They may have to cut back on the Escargot and Breast Implants at a Harem for a week or two but CeLa Vie. We all have to make sacrifices. We all do what we can to help the planet.
Some People just want to control others any way they can. That means through legislation and coercion. Put on a gigantic Carbon Tax on everybody so we can fund yet another biased, inconclusive, Scandal ridden, Scientific Study based on falsified evidence just like the last one. Then Al Gore and all the Scientists and Policy Makers can fly to Monaco in their Corporate Jets for the winter and discuss ways to cut back on wasteful Jet Fuel useage and its contribution to Ozone depletion while lying by the pool and getting sloshed on the tax-payers dime(billions). Well D'uh!
If the Global temperature DID raise a degree or two over the next few decades what would happen? We would have a longer Growing Season so food prices would drop and the Starvation of Nations and poor people would be less likely. Winters would be less severe so less fuel oils and fossil fuels would be needed to heat our homes since it takes more fuel to heat than it does to cool. Girls would start wearing their Bikinis a week earlier in the Summer and Paris Hilton will either have to get her Poodle shaved or have her Purse Air Conditioned.
The Climate Chicken Littles started in the 70s with Global Ice Age warnings and when that didnt work they changed to Global Warming.... since the data from the past few years is in, it looks like they had it right the first time. Cooling The Arctic Ice Fields and Glaciers are advancing at record rates, Ice Breakers are getting stuck and have to be rescued by other Ice Breakers. In the Arctic and Antarctic, Polar Bears and Penguins are looking for Vacation property in the Bahamas just so they can get alittle relief from the cold. Not that going from -44 to -42 is going to make alot of difference.
The Earths temperature varies. Thats the reality. Less than 250 years ago George Washington had to cross the Potomac in a Blizzard. The colonies about froze to death before it warmed up. Maybe a little Global warming is a Good thing. It sure sounds better than another IceAge.
Hope yall have enjoyed my Global Warming Rant but you'll have to excuse me now... I have to go chop up another dining room chair and throw it on the fire. Seems my Computer is Freezing Up.... Literally
Hats off to Rotwang for the prodding for this!