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Suddenly, Ethel looked into Vinnie's eyes and he knew what she wanted.  It was written all over her face.  He'd been with her many times before and she never acted this way.  But this time was different.

The sweat started to bead up on Vinnie's forehead.  His knees began to shake.  He knew that at any second magic was about to happen.  And then it did. 

Ethel reached out towards Vinnie's trembling body and she grabbed the large coffee from his moist hand.  He slowly said those magic words...."that'll be $1.38."  Ethel paid with a five dollar bill.  Vinnie counted out $3.62 in change and gave it to her with a wry smile.  She responded, "I never had a coffee this big!"  Vinnie just nodded and turned away.  I may never recover from this episode, he thought. 

Later that day Vinnie was fired for masturbating in the Salad Bar.

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Comment by KariGrant on February 27, 2012 at 11:47am

If only they had served pie.

Comment by Bubba Licious on May 10, 2011 at 8:57pm
And how did they know he had masturbated in the salad bar?  When someone tried to clean the sneeze guard and realized the "sneeze" was on the underside of it.
Comment by Buttermilk on May 2, 2011 at 11:07am

10 sec. cut by the editor.....

Almost immediately after Ethel left, she returned.

"I forgot to leave you a tip" she said.

Vinnie looked at her with eager anticipation imagining the cool change dripping into his wanting hot hands.

"I'll give you a tip," she said. "I saw you dressing the coleslaw &  I'd be careful no-one else sees you."

Comment by Ian on May 1, 2011 at 9:17pm
As if there aren't enough reasons already to avoid salad bars.  Vinnie might need to watch this: http://comedywhirled.com/video/you-need-a-girlfriend

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