Reading these Results was no drag ...
... but choosing The Best Ones sure was.
The Allan Sherman Award.®:
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah
Here I am at, Camp Granada
Camp is very, emasculating
We wear women's clothes and practice figure skating.
(Perfect rhythm and measure.
This is excellent and made me laugh out loud.
Jews everywhere will kvel’n in their sleep.
The Transcendental List.®:
... has no use for his cousin Rudy the Fruity Transcriptionist.
... pals around with Father Larry the Fairy Transubstantiation-ist.
French version courtesy of Ray the Gay Translator.
Includes the hit, "Damien the Vain Transylvanian."
Cover art, undergarments and spiritual guidance by Chrissy the Prissy Transcendentalist.
He actually looks like Washington's picture on the dollar bill.
featuring Gingham Tenement Blues
is there any gig Sir Ben Kingsley won't take?
(That last one never fails to make me laugh.
By all means, overuse the shit out of it. It’ll win every time.
What are these Transvestites that you speak of
Not as good as Shirley the Girly..
Not to be confused with Stanley the Manly transsexual.
giving femininity a manly touch...
manly enough to work on ur truck but feminine enough to take up the ass...
... And The Pre-Op Wieners Are:
10, Richard Dawson hosted a wholly less wholesome version of Family Feud for Taiwanese Television.
9. Wha wha wha nu nu de do
Ohh lordy ... I've got the tape it down blues.
bo bo bo bo do de do do.
8.5. Stanley "Cleveland" Steamer.
8. He spent all his wig money on fancy doilies.
7.5. Not to be confused with Stanley the Manly transsexual.
7. Wigs are for sissy's.
6.5. Stanley was under investigation by the FBI, because J. Edgar Hoover wanted to find out who made his outfits.
6.25. Under the skirt he's packing a Stanley Power Tool ...
6. Not so much a cross-dresser as a mildly annoyed one.
5. He doesn't sing.
He doesn't dance.
He doesn't play an instrument.
It's just 48 minutes of him anxiously waiting to be verbally assaulted.
4. Includes the hit, "I'm Too Sexy For Anal"
3. rough hands but a tender ass...
2. I squat to piss while I'm standing at the urinal!
1. Stan's the man with the plan, to mutilate his penis.
C o n g r a t u l a t i o n s !!!!!
... To All The Winners !!!
Gotta scoot, you sillies !
I have an appointment for estrogen injections !