Now that Taylor Swift has stopped being just a song writer and musician and has jumped into Partisan Politics alienating 1/2 of her Fan Base I have decided she may need some help with new Song Titles that align with hers and their Platforms...
You should add your own Song Title suggestions to help her along on her new journey as a Political Pundit...
I'll get things started with a few of my own.
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"There's a Bigfoot In My Mouth... Don Lemon Tribute"
"We wont Jail you for breaking Federal Border Laws but we will arrest you for using Plastic Straws"
"Token Negro and Negroes That Dont Read...CNNs just makin Friends"
"Kanyes Mother Turns Over In Her Grave Is Not Fake News"...
"Shut Up Hillary You Cheated Us out Of Bernie"
"Al Gores Jet doesn't Pollute.. It runs on Rainbows and Skittles"
"Is it cool that I said all that? Is it chill Trump's in your head? Cause I know that it's delicate. Isn't it? Isn't it?
"Even in my Wildest Dreams, I wouldn't say anything in front of a camera about reinstating slavery!"
"I'm feelin' 22, and shouldn't the police be expected to do their jobs properly without murdering people? They're supposed to be held to a higher standard than the average citizen, right? I'm still feelin' 22..."
When you think Tim McGraw, I hope you think my favorite song. I hope you think about rushing a suspected rapist into the highest court in the land, and then some more stuff about Tim McGraw...
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