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Those Were Different Times #388

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4. Such "happy occasions" include searching for the real killers.

-JJJ23


♪ ♫ ♬ When the blade hits your eye just like a pizza pie there's more of you eh? ♪ ♫ ♬

"Hey Cake, Pizza and Watermelon, come over here and play with me!

3. ""Only the penitent man may pass."

-Ian


2. The Stab never caught on like the Twist or the Mashed Potato, probably because there were very few survivors to pass it on.

-Mario!!!


"I didn't mean you should literally take a stab at dancing, Ralph."♬

1. Don't worry, be stabby. ♬

-VomitFlop

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Comment by Mervin97 on August 13, 2018 at 6:45am

Because he stabbed in High Fidelity Joe got the death penalty.  

Comment by Mervin97 on August 13, 2018 at 6:27am

The first album Alfred Hitchcock ever produced.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 12, 2018 at 4:31pm

His slice was worse than his moon walk.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 12, 2018 at 4:30pm

Jerry was a real cut up at parties!

Comment by JJJ23 on August 12, 2018 at 3:22pm

Such "happy occasions" include searching for the real killers.

Comment by Ian on August 12, 2018 at 12:25am

HAPPY OCCASIONS include the following:

Emergency Lapendectomy

Cult Group Suicide Ritual

Gremlins 3

Fighting Vampire Zombie She-Wolfs

Divorce (American Style)

Opening Elevator Doors in an Emergency

Comment by Ian on August 12, 2018 at 12:20am

♪ ♫ ♬ When the blade hits your eye just like a pizza pie there's more of you eh? ♪ ♫ ♬

Comment by Ian on August 12, 2018 at 12:17am

"Your friends will go to pieces when they finally realize how much fun you can be!"

Comment by Ian on August 12, 2018 at 12:17am

"Only the penitent man may pass."

Comment by Ian on August 11, 2018 at 8:23pm

"I'm amazed he's still single!"

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