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Those Were Different Times #387

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Comment by Rotwang 5 hours ago

Guitar players are a commodity.  https://www.nasdaq.com/markets/commodities.aspx

Comment by Mervin97 on July 15, 2018 at 6:24pm

If nobody loves you, start a relationship with your guitar.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 13, 2018 at 5:15pm

The demand was low.  At his last concert, the only other person to show up was his wife's divorce lawyer.

Comment by Rotwang on July 12, 2018 at 12:58pm

Hey, cheer up, don't sell short on yourself. -oh I meant sell yourself short. 

Comment by JJJ23 on July 10, 2018 at 7:37pm

He was sued for the song, "Murdering My Rivals Again in Margaritaville".

Comment by Ian on July 9, 2018 at 10:32pm

Plus an extended dance mix of:

"Who's Scruffy Looking?"

Comment by Ian on July 9, 2018 at 10:30pm

Featuring:

"My Guitar is Too Big To Play Alone"

"Somebody Get Me Off... The Top of This Lighthouse"

Comment by Ian on July 9, 2018 at 10:27pm

"...but if your teeth demand that you wear yellow ties to color-coordinate, first give up your love of cigarettes."

Comment by KariGrant on July 9, 2018 at 10:11pm

and, ♫"Sammy'n Chanted Evening..."♪

Comment by KariGrant on July 9, 2018 at 10:10pm

Featuring, "When nobody loves you♫, it's for sure nobody loves you, ♪Hall the way..."

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