Those Were Different Times #387
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Guitar players are a commodity. https://www.nasdaq.com/markets/commodities.aspx
If nobody loves you, start a relationship with your guitar.
The demand was low. At his last concert, the only other person to show up was his wife's divorce lawyer.
Hey, cheer up, don't sell short on yourself. -oh I meant sell yourself short.
He was sued for the song, "Murdering My Rivals Again in Margaritaville".
Plus an extended dance mix of:
"Who's Scruffy Looking?"
"My Guitar is Too Big To Play Alone"
"Somebody Get Me Off... The Top of This Lighthouse"
"...but if your teeth demand that you wear yellow ties to color-coordinate, first give up your love of cigarettes."
and, ♫"Sammy'n Chanted Evening..."♪
Featuring, "When nobody loves you♫, it's for sure nobody loves you, ♪Hall the way..."
WHICH WOLF ARE YOU FEEDING?
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