Those Were Different Times #375
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"You can have the gerbil, Ray!"
The dog ran away and joined a Rock and Roll band.
I’ll take the wood chipper.
...you keep the dildo.
She seems to be stuck on him.
"Leave the dog alone, Jean. Don't you already have enough of it's fur in your weave?"
Is exactly what the record company told them would happen if this record didn't sell a certain amount of copies.
"Sometimes, the dog takes us. Out to eat, I mean. Last week, he took us out to Panera Bread. It was fab!"
Things got awkward when they split him in the divorce.
The act of releasing this record was later ruled a Capitol offense.
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