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Those Were Different Times #371





5. The carpet matches the drapes, the shirt, the hat, the wallpaper and the inside lining of the ninth circle of Hell.

There but for the god of Grace go I.
4. The record company shortened the title to RAPTURE! from the original RAPE CULTURE!

3. Ironically, Wilbur and Grace were eaten by a raptor.

Wilbur never noticed the troop was slowly disappearing until the night Grace stabbed him.
2. When Wilbur got Alzheimer's disease he didn't know what the hell was going on.

The picture on the back is just all their clothes lying on the floor.
1. If you play it backwards Grace and Wilbur didn't waste their lives on bullshit.

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Comment by Mario!!! on November 6, 2017 at 10:07am

People are often surprised to learn that Jesus returned as a dummy.

Comment by Mario!!! on November 6, 2017 at 9:49am

If all ventriloquists go to Heaven, there'll be Hell to pay!

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