Those Were Different Times #358
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They don't look real
Alright honey, I got the antlers attached to my head now run at me real fast and make that honking sound I like.
Cool, I can finally replace those dismembered breasts I stuck on the front of my car...on second thought I'm gonna need more time to think it over.
Can I get some with those tiny wipers?
Hmm, I'm rethinking getting one of those dumb car bras.
"Hi, Jill, glad to see the surgery was a smashing success."
She had no tolerance at all. A total lightweight.
The lights may be on, but there's definitely nobody home.
"Rebecca, this isn't what I meant, when I asked you to flash me earlier."
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