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Those Were Different Times #355

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Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 22, 2017 at 7:05pm
After numerous failed relationships, happily married a woman whose breast enhancement surgery was performed by Corning Glass.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 22, 2017 at 6:58pm
As he got older, had erotic fantasies involving Waterford Crystal and granulated sugar.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 22, 2017 at 6:56pm
This ad appeared the year 7Up won the Type 2 Diabetes award.
Comment by VomitFlop on March 22, 2017 at 8:31am

"You morons. It says clearly on the bottle for ages 7 to Up."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 22, 2017 at 8:28am

It was either this or grape juice & a communion wafer.

Comment by VomitFlop on March 22, 2017 at 8:26am

"Liar, liar, pacifier!"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 22, 2017 at 8:25am

"Just think, little Johnny, drink enough of this here & one day, you'll have your very own kidney stone!"

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 19, 2017 at 9:42pm
For mothers who feel like their kids didn't work hard enough to get to second base.
Comment by Iverneil on March 18, 2017 at 2:11pm

He smiled right up to the explosion

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 18, 2017 at 9:58am

"Nice bottle, but I prefer a "D" cup!"

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