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Those Were Different Times #355

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5. "You morons. It says clearly on the bottle for ages 7 to Up."
-VomitFlop

4. He smiled right up to the explosion
-Iverneil

3. Oh what a cute little sprite he isn't.
-Rotwang

2. When asked by a group of parents what the "it" that it "does" was 7up responded that they couldn't disclose that information, but that if your child has begun drinking 7up he or she should continue to do so or the "it" will stop and the "doing" will stop and then you'll have your answer.
-JJJ23

1.2. When he was older, for reasons he never understood, he vacationed in sugar cane fields.
1. After numerous failed relationships, happily married a woman whose breast enhancement surgery was performed by Corning Glass.
-RoadKillHairPiece

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Comment by Mervin97 on March 16, 2017 at 6:06am

"Forget the bottle mom, get me an I V."

Comment by JJJ23 on March 15, 2017 at 10:07pm

When asked by a group of parents what the "it" that it "does" was 7up responded that they couldn't disclose that information, but that if your child has begun drinking 7up he or she should continue to do so or the "it" will stop and the "doing" will stop and then you'll have your answer.

Comment by Rotwang on March 15, 2017 at 12:58am

Oh what a cute little sprite he isn't. 

Comment by Iverneil on March 14, 2017 at 10:47am

it's not the taste, he just likes spraying you with his nostrils

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 12, 2017 at 1:41pm

Updated; Now wearing the 'GOT MILF?' t-shirt.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 12, 2017 at 1:40pm

... Until the Frito Bandito steals it.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 12, 2017 at 9:45am

And by 'Se7en' we don't mean gluttony. Honest!

Comment by MacSpruce on March 12, 2017 at 9:44am

And by 'does it' we mean induces tooth decay and diabetes.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 12, 2017 at 7:44am

And by 'customers' we mean marks.

Comment by Iverneil on March 10, 2017 at 6:23pm

Helps him wash down the triple alarm buffalo wings

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