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5. Masturbaters in hell, son, that's what.
-Rotwang

4.8. "Well, son, no matter what your older brother keeps saying, it's not his mixtape."
4. "What is with you & all these rhetorical questions?"
-VomitFlop

3. Napalm son, but I don't want to talk about it.
-Iverneil


2.75. Your mother's lies.
2. It's fueled by my disappointment in you, now eat your fucking hot dogs.
-JJJ23


1. It's the lack of coldness, son. The less coldness a thing has, the hotter it gets. That's why you almost never see burning igloos; they're just too damn cold to be hot. Fire, on the other hand, contains no coldness at all, which is what makes it so hot.
-MacSpruce

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Comment by Mario!!! on April 4, 2017 at 12:44pm

"Careful, Opie.  You don't want to get too close to that fire or else your hair will turn orange."

Comment by Ian on March 26, 2017 at 1:57am

"The trick to enjoying hot dogs, Billy Potter, is not minding that they're carcinogenic.

Comment by Iverneil on March 25, 2017 at 4:03pm

I don't know son cause you're adopted

Comment by VomitFlop on March 22, 2017 at 8:40am

"What is with you & all these rhetorical questions?"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 22, 2017 at 8:37am

Sanford & Arson

Comment by VomitFlop on March 22, 2017 at 8:36am

"Cavemen corpses. It was the sacrifice they had to make for stumbling upon it's discovery eons & eons ago. Yes, really!"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 22, 2017 at 8:34am

"Well, son, no matter what your older brother keeps saying, it's not his mixtape."

Comment by MacSpruce on March 19, 2017 at 9:50am

Big piles of annoying smarty-pants books liberally doused with kerosene.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 19, 2017 at 9:44am

Science, son. It's somethin' about science or somethin'.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 19, 2017 at 9:43am

i don't rightly know, son. But I can tell you what makes Scarlett Johansson so hot – lush, pouty lips that curl into a suggestively naughty smile; a luxuriant head of thick, sensuous, blonde hair; a full, firm, luscious, inviting pair of breasts; and a saucy, curvaceous ass that just doesn't quit. Now that's hot!

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