Those Were Different Times #356
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"What is with you & all these rhetorical questions?"
Sanford & Arson
"Cavemen corpses. It was the sacrifice they had to make for stumbling upon it's discovery eons & eons ago. Yes, really!"
"Well, son, no matter what your older brother keeps saying, it's not his mixtape."
Big piles of annoying smarty-pants books liberally doused with kerosene.
Science, son. It's somethin' about science or somethin'.
i don't rightly know, son. But I can tell you what makes Scarlett Johansson so hot – lush, pouty lips that curl into a suggestively naughty smile; a luxuriant head of thick, sensuous, blonde hair; a full, firm, luscious, inviting pair of breasts; and a saucy, curvaceous ass that just doesn't quit. Now that's hot!
It's the lack of coldness, son. The less coldness a thing has, the hotter it gets. That's why you almost never see burning igloos; they're just too damn cold to be hot. Fire, on the other hand, contains no coldness at all, which is what makes it so hot.
Dad, what's a Blumpkin?
The Chinese would call this .... Sum Dum Phuk!
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