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5. Masturbaters in hell, son, that's what.
-Rotwang

4.8. "Well, son, no matter what your older brother keeps saying, it's not his mixtape."
4. "What is with you & all these rhetorical questions?"
-VomitFlop

3. Napalm son, but I don't want to talk about it.
-Iverneil


2.75. Your mother's lies.
2. It's fueled by my disappointment in you, now eat your fucking hot dogs.
-JJJ23


1. It's the lack of coldness, son. The less coldness a thing has, the hotter it gets. That's why you almost never see burning igloos; they're just too damn cold to be hot. Fire, on the other hand, contains no coldness at all, which is what makes it so hot.
-MacSpruce

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Comment by JJJ23 on March 15, 2017 at 9:54pm

Your mother's lies.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 15, 2017 at 9:52pm

When I was a kid my dad told me something about the devil or some shit, but it always seemed wrong. 

I don't know, like ground dragons maybe? S'at sound right to you? Alright, then ground dragons.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 15, 2017 at 9:46pm

Oh fire, here's a book, leave me alone.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 15, 2017 at 9:39pm

It's fueled by my disappointment in you, now eat your fucking hot dogs.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 15, 2017 at 9:34pm

Am I ever gonna get to see my real dad again?

Comment by Rotwang on March 15, 2017 at 12:43am

Masturbaters in hell, son, that's what. 

Comment by 38chrysler on March 14, 2017 at 2:05pm

What makes Fire Hot Dad>

Heat , Opie, Heat... geez that book was worth it... now go get your ole Pa another beer...

Comment by Iverneil on March 12, 2017 at 4:36pm

Well son, let me be frank with you (then holds hot dog grill against his face)

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 12, 2017 at 1:48pm

Somehow, I feel like a girl named Candy, or Brandy is involved.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 12, 2017 at 1:46pm

According to Mephistophelese, "It's all good."

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