Those Were Different Times #354
6. When you're done beatin' the monkey, why don't we head over yonder and milk the cow.
5. Cleetus Tucker: Captain of the 1954 Arkansas State Varsity Hambone and Spanking Team
4. Wally lettered in Monkey Business.
3. So you're a Rebel, I'm impressed
2. "I don't think that's gonna make George less curious."
1.2. Most dates in the fifties ended with spanking the monkey, though usually after the girl had left.
1. She's a feminist, he's a euphemist.