Those Were Different Times #354
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"This is not what I meant when I said I want to watch you spank your monkey."
I swear Johnny, you're the handsomest man in this town populated solely by me, you, that doll you spank all the time, and that cow over there. By the way, I'm leaving you for that cow over there.
It's Teddy Ruxpin, not Teddy Fuxpin, you little pervert!
Oh ouch, I bet he felt that one.
Stop! Stop! OK Johnny, I'll get implants!
Rebel without a clue
Dawn of the beginning of the planet of the apes
She's a feminist, he's a euphemist.
"I'm Dwight D. Eisenhower and I approve this message."
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