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Those Were Different Times #350

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6. Dick was a graduate of Ball State.
-GerhardGuffaw

5. Be right with you – soon as I finish polishing my helmet.
-MacSpruce

4.34. Dick felt he had spent enough time in the Browns, he found the play dirty down there in Cleveland and didn't like the smell from all the steamers.
4. I remember something the great head coach Chuck Noll said once about Dick, he looked me dead in the eyes and said, "That guy's a fag, I don't want him on my team!"
-JJJ23

3. But my friends call me Penis
-Iverneil

2. He played for the Bears but he's just not into that scene anymore.
-Rotwang

1.34. Invented the quarterback towel.
1. Several scouts noted that he always gave 100%, "even in the shower."
-RoadKillHairPiece

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Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on February 15, 2017 at 12:54pm
Invented the quarterback towel.
Comment by Iverneil on February 15, 2017 at 12:37pm

But my friends call me Penis

Comment by Rotwang on February 14, 2017 at 8:26am

He played for the Bears but he's just not into that scene anymore.

Comment by Rotwang on February 14, 2017 at 8:23am

If he played for the Falcons he'd have a lot of work to do right now.

Comment by Iverneil on February 11, 2017 at 5:32pm

That's him!! the guy that gave my cock a black eye!

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on February 10, 2017 at 11:51am
Preferred playing baseball but had too many blown saves.
Comment by Rosedude on February 10, 2017 at 11:41am

One of Jerry Sandusky"s old teammates.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 10, 2017 at 10:34am

I remember something the great head coach Chuck Noll said once about Dick, he looked me dead in the eyes and said, "That guy's a fag, I don't want him on my team!"

Comment by Iverneil on February 10, 2017 at 7:27am

Retired and now known as Veronica Duboys

Comment by JJJ23 on February 9, 2017 at 10:10pm

Not one fumble his entire career. I swear that Dick Shiner was made to handle balls.

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