Those Were Different Times #351
4. A no holes barred look at current affairs- 'Around the World, with Fair Hooker' This week, going down under.
3. He can handle a one yard penilty.
2.4. Sadly his career was cut short, partly because, although he had great hands his poor route running made him hard to find.
Plus there was that time his pimp threw him from a moving car on the freeway.
2. One more blow to the head and my name's whatever you want it to be sugar.
1.4. You'd could always find him after a game standing at the 40 yard line waiting to calm overwrought fans.
1.2. After he retired, most commentators agreed he was a "pretty decent" hooker.
1. His competitors called him Fair; his clients called him Excellent.