HORNET – Upper right section of Paul Schaffer’s CBS Orchestra.
COTTON STAINER – At the Rodeo, downwind of the Skoll Dippers.
TUMBLEBUG – At the Laundromat, in the dryers.
GRASSHOPPER – At the Car Wash, waxing on and off.
TIGER BEATLE – Geez, did he pork Ringo, too?
LADYBIRD – Underground, near Lyndon.
COCKEROACH – Strewn about the parking lot, after a Joe Cocker concert.
DUNG BEETLE – Feeds on the floor of Congress.
MAY FLIES – Uhm, in MAY.
CENTIPEDE – On trunks and lower limbs of living Christmas Trees, where it is starting to turn yellow.