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Where To Find Insects of North America

HORNET – Upper right section of Paul Schaffer’s CBS Orchestra.

COTTON STAINER – At the Rodeo, downwind of the Skoll Dippers.

TUMBLEBUG – At the Laundromat, in the dryers.

GRASSHOPPER – At the Car Wash, waxing on and off.

TIGER BEATLE – Geez, did he pork Ringo, too?

LADYBIRD – Underground, near Lyndon.

COCKEROACH – Strewn about the parking lot, after a Joe Cocker concert.

DUNG BEETLE – Feeds on the floor of Congress.

MAY FLIES – Uhm, in MAY.

CENTIPEDE – On trunks and lower limbs of living Christmas Trees, where it is starting to turn yellow.

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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 18, 2012 at 12:17pm

Ants....at Uncle Sam's house

-get it?...Ant, Uncle (Cue rim shot)

I'll be here all week.

Comment by Shag on April 17, 2012 at 5:43pm

Stink Bugs ..... Everywhere

Comment by Frodoh on April 16, 2012 at 10:32pm
Field Cricket ---- Cricket field
Comment by Michaelred73 on April 16, 2012 at 7:34pm
Black Widow - Detroit Michigan is seeing a huge spike in numbers recently
Comment by Ian on April 16, 2012 at 6:29pm

FIRE! ANT

Habitat: Crowded movie theaters, cruise ships & occasionally sorority houses after midnight.

Diet: Fear.

Comment by Ian on April 16, 2012 at 6:24pm

SUPERBOWL WEEVIL

Habitat: Cotton Bowl, Cherry Bowl, Rice Bowl, Hula Bowl.

Diet: Anything in its path.

Comment by Iverneil on April 16, 2012 at 6:20pm

Bowl weasel- hangs around bowling alleys staring at women

Comment by Ian on April 16, 2012 at 5:16pm

PRAYING MATTRESS 

Habitat:  Predominantly in cheap hotel rooms, near trash bins or low-rent street-corners.

Diet:  You don't want to know.

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