Tom Cruise or Kristen Stewart?
You've got some real nice looking girl parts.
Is it boner in here or is it just me?
Wanna go for a ride on my moped?
Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!
You ever seen a sub basement?
I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.
Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…Continue
You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.
Ok here's two new stupid ideas I had for TV shows. The first is called Elvis Clone DDS. It's a show about a clone of Elvis Presley (fat old Elvis) who is a dentist by day and by night he works as a hotel clerk at a place called The Heartbreak Hotel (but not the one you're thinking of). He's got a friend that works with him at the dentist office who may or may not secretly be Sammy Davis Jr. Over the course of the show's run the two begin a gay relationship. At some point in the show it is…Continue
(Son is 14, Dad is however old, Mom is also some undetermined age.)
Son: Dad, when will I become a man?
Dad: Well son it's puberty time for you, and when puberty is over you'll be a man.
Son: So when will puberty be over for me?
Dad: For boys it's usually over in the late teens.
Mom: Yes and for girls it may be over a little earlier.
Dad: You shut your mouth! I'm not paying you to talk!
Son: Dad, why are you paying this prostitute to…Continue
Media Person: Hello there sports star that was a great game you guys just won there. Will you talk to us for a few moments about it.
Sports Star: Yeah it was really good we won, alot better than losing would have been.
MP: Yes but on the other side of things for the other team maybe not so much right?
SS: Right yeah they didn't play so good like we did, but at the end of the game when we ended up with more points I think that was the real turning point for us that put us…Continue
Best funny photo from the intersites, could be from here or that other webpage this one was born of( dare not speak it's ,dieing, name) or wherever else. So please shit your opinion here, My fav-or-ite pic(I'd pull it up if I knew how, but I'm dumb) was the one Slant had on a contest at one point with a young drunk guy holding a beer in what looked like a cheap motel room and there's two old ladies there, one of them is hunched over throwing up. Send in your best, thanks for particpating!