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PHUKUHP's Blog – September 2010 Archive (14)

SOCOCACO... winners for 9- 28





THANK YOU BRUCE FOR JUDGING THE LAST CONTEST...

EXCELLENT CHOICES... BUBBA LICIOUS IS ASKED TO BE TODAYS JUDGE.

THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.



Hello, Kids, Adults, and All Fellow Anglers.

We had a light group’er caps this time, but they

all had that yummy taint of stank on ’em (and stank of ’tain’t, to boot).

Quite frankly, I’m relieved I was ineligible to participate in…
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Added by PHUKUHP on September 29, 2010 at 10:32pm — 1 Comment

SOCOCACO... for 9- 30





ME, ID PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC ALL DAY IF THIS WAS MY AXE....

TELL ME WHAT YOU WOULD DO...

THANKS TO BRUCE FOR JUDGING THE LAST CONTEST, AND AS WINNER BUBBA LICIOUS IS INVITED TO JUDGE THIS CONTEST OR…

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Added by PHUKUHP on September 29, 2010 at 10:30pm — 12 Comments

SOCOCACO... winners for 9- 28





IN NEW SMYRNA BEACH WE CALL THIS CATCH OF THE DAY...

SO, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY???

CONGRATULATIONS TO THEDIRTYMIDGET (TRADEMARKED) FOR WINNING THE WEEKEND…

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Added by PHUKUHP on September 27, 2010 at 8:49pm — 17 Comments

SOUTHERN COMFORT CAPTION CONTEST... winners for weekend.





Honorable Mention: For the obligatory use of the P-word

Jimbobalouie " If you've got a problem with mice then bring on the Pussy.



Bronze: Bubbalicious "She must be Swiss" ( Hey, look, she's got holes! )






Silver: Seen from my perspective of a married man, this one hits close to…

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Added by PHUKUHP on September 27, 2010 at 8:41pm — No Comments

SOUTHERN COMFORT CAPTION CONTEST... weekend.





WOMEN SET MANY TRAPS, BUT THIS ONE SEEMS OUT FOR BLOOD...

IM SURE THERE WILL BE A FEW THINGS SNIFFIN AROUND....

MADADAM WILL JUDGE, OR HE MAY CHOOSE A…

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Added by PHUKUHP on September 24, 2010 at 9:23pm — 34 Comments

SOUTHERN COMFORT CAPTION CONTEST... winners for 9-23

THANKS TO BIGJAS FOR JUDGING THURSDAYS CAPTION CONTEST...

HERE ARE HIS PICKS.



As you can see she has a sunken chest but plenty of booty



here are the winners



Bronze=

mellowpuma---- Obligatory "seamen" joke!!!





Silver pieces of eight=

Bubba Licious ----And then she dropped her

showed us the Bermuda Triangle.





Doubloon=

MadAdam ----I'd like to swab her poopdeck.........…

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Added by PHUKUHP on September 24, 2010 at 1:47pm — 1 Comment

SOUTHERN COMFORT CAPTION CONTEST...





RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MATIES... SHE BE BLOND.

HAVE FUN FOLKS, AND DONT FORGET CHUCKLINGS E.C.B. CONTEST WILL BE BACK TOMORROW.

MAYBE SHES ON HER WAY TO HIDE HER BOUNTIFUL…

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Added by PHUKUHP on September 22, 2010 at 8:13pm — 33 Comments

CONGRATULATIONS TO FRITZIE, a.k.a. SPYDER GIRL... WITH THE CORRECT ANSWER OF A STEAM LOCOMOTIVES TRANSMISSION KEY. ALL STEAM ENGINES HAD FORWARD, REVERSE, AND NEUTRAL. THE ENGINEER WOULD INSERT THE K…

CONGRATULATIONS TO FRITZIE, a.k.a. SPYDER GIRL... WITH THE CORRECT ANSWER OF A STEAM LOCOMOTIVES TRANSMISSION KEY. ALL STEAM ENGINES HAD FORWARD, REVERSE, AND NEUTRAL. THE ENGINEER WOULD INSERT THE KEY AND TURN IT RIGHT FOR FORWARD, LEFT FOR REVERSE, AND NEUTRAL WAS STRAIGHT UP. WHEN THE ENGINE WAS BEING USED THERE WERE TIMES THE TRAIN HAD TO STOP AT STATIONS, AND STOCK YARDS. SOMETIMES THE ENGINEER HAD TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS AWAY FROM THE TRAIN AND HE COULD LOCK IT NEUTRAL SO… Continue

Added by PHUKUHP on September 20, 2010 at 2:40pm — 20 Comments

SOUTHERN COMFORT CAPTION CONTEST... weekend results.

MY THANKS TO NAUGHTIUS MAXIMUS FOR JUDGING THE FIRST SOUTHERN COMFORT CAPTION CONTEST.... REMEMBER TODAYS WINNER HAS THE OPTION TO JUDGE TUESDAY'S CONTEST OR PICK A SUBSTITUTE. THANK YOU ALL WHO LEFT CAPTIONS...



I am honored to be PHUKUHP's inaugural

- one of, I'm sure, will be many. (All good efforts: if you took the time to submit something, you're worthy of praise.).…

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Added by PHUKUHP on September 20, 2010 at 2:11pm — 1 Comment

SOUTHERN COMFORT CAPTION CONTEST...



FOR HEAVENS SAKE GAL, THERE'S A RAZOR RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. SHADES OF THE SIXTIES.

WELCOME TO THE FIRST POSTING OF THE SOUTHERN COMFORT CAPTION CONTEST.

HERE ARE THE FEW RULES WE WILL BE…

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Added by PHUKUHP on September 18, 2010 at 7:23am — 30 Comments

WHAT IS IT #4

CONGRATULATIONS TO BUBBA LICIOUS FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER... A MOISTER METER TO DETERMINE THE AMOUNT OF WATER IN A LOG. THERE ARE STANDARDS THAT TELL US THAT BUYERS DIDNT HAVE TO PAY FOR EXCESS WATER WEIGHT. THE METER ALLOWED THEM TO TEST A LOGS MOISTER CONTENT SO THE BUYER WOULD PAY THE PROPER PRICES.

TODAYS THINGIES ARE TWO KEYS THAT DID THE SAME THING. BOTH ARE MADE OF BRASS…
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Added by PHUKUHP on September 16, 2010 at 9:42pm — 37 Comments

WHAT IS IT #3

CONGRATULATIONS TO SHAG WITH THE FIRST AND ONLY CORRECT GUESS... A DOOR LOCK.

MORE COMMONLY CALLED THE DOOR BRACE. WAS USED IN HOMES AND ESPECIALLY WHILE TRAVELING AS EXTRA PROTECTION. SOME GREAT FUNNY GUESSES YESTERDAY ALSO.

TODAY'S THINGY WAS USED IN THE 1930'S AND 1940'S. THEY ARE STILL IN USE TODAY BUT, OF COURSE, ARE MORE SOPHISTICATED. THE BOX IS 9 INCHES LONG BY 4 1/2 INCHES WIDE. ABOUT THREE INCHES DEEP. THE PROBE IS 5 INCHES LONG AND…
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Added by PHUKUHP on September 16, 2010 at 12:33am — 26 Comments

WHAT IS IT #2

CONGRATULATIONS TO Zelda Schizgerald WHO GOT IT ON HER FIRST TRY... AND CUDOS TO THE FOLKS THAT REALLY CAME CLOSE BUT DIDNT GIVE WHY DO YOU DO THIS.

IT'S A CORN KERNEL SEPERATOR. THE LARGER KERNELS WERE DESIRED FOR NEXT SEASONS SEEDS, THE MID SIZED KERNELS WERE USED FOR FOOD, AND THE SMALLEST WERE REFERRED TO AS CULLS. THESE WERE GROUND FOR LIVESTOCK FEED, AND WHISKEY MAKING.

TODAY'S GIZZMO WAS USED IN THE LATE 1700'S AND THE EARLIER 1800S. THIS ONE HAS OBVIOUSLY HAD THE…
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Added by PHUKUHP on September 14, 2010 at 12:31am — 39 Comments

WHAT IS IT... #1 ON WHIRLED

AWRIGHT, SOME OF YOU ASKED FOR IT SOME OF YOU DIDNT... BUT GUESS WHAT, IT'S BACK AS AN EXCLUSIVE ON SWIRLED...

TODAY'S GIZMO IS 28 INCHES HIGH AND 36 INCHES LONG. IT FEATURES A CYLINDRICAL HOLLOW TUBE THAT SOMETHING IS FED AND THEN THE CYLINDER IS TURNED DOING SOMETHING TO THE FED MATERIALS.

IT IS AN AGRICULTURAL TOOL USED… Continue

Added by PHUKUHP on September 12, 2010 at 9:58pm — 29 Comments

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