Suddenly, Ethel looked into Vinnie's eyes and he knew what she wanted. It was written all over her face. He'd been with her many times before and she never acted this way. But this time was different.
The sweat started to bead up on Vinnie's forehead. His knees began to shake. He knew that at any second magic was about to happen. …Continue
Charlie Sheen got all kinds of notoriety last week when his name was everywhere. To Charlie Sheen (pictured above) from Topeka, Kansas, it was a nightmare.…Continue
What if Curly Howard were alive today. Would he still be funny? Would getting bitch slapped by Moe while holding a cell phone be hilarious? Would taking two digits to the eyeballs while text messaging Larry be gut busting? …Continue
The crack undercover staff at comedywhirled.com snapped this picture over the weekend of Spiderman (a.k.a. Chad Fritzmeister). For years we were duped into thinking it was Peter Parker, but comedywhirled.com has finally…Continue
Hi, my name is Seymour Tiddies III. As Valentine's Day approaches, I noticed that I still don't have a date. I know what you're thinking...how can a finely tuned machine like myself be without female companionship on the most…Continue
While pondering "the meaning of wife" (though I'm not married) and deciding if that second cup of coffee will do wonders for my looks, I noticed that comedywhirled is on the verge of its 200th member. My sources tell me it could be either former President George W. Bush or Theodore Dewberry.
I'm leaning towards Dewberry. If he does decide to sign up here, the following might be a preview of…Continue
Ho, Ho, Fuckin' Ho, Santa Claus here...…Continue
With the Thanksgiving holiday near, I thought I would ask some people what they are thankful for...…
It's Saturday evening and I'm deciding what my options are....Lawrence Welk, porn or Lean Cuisine. I was leaning toward Mr. Welk when all of a sudden I get an invite to join comedywhirled.com. I thought to myself..."Self, you never get invited to anything." Could this be a joke? So I decided to check into this further....after Lawrence Welk.
After my fill of bubbles and 60's hairdos, I went to comedywhirled.com. "What the fuck is this?"…Continue