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44 Second Romance Novel

Suddenly, Ethel looked into Vinnie's eyes and he knew what she wanted.  It was written all over her face.  He'd been with her many times before and she never acted this way.  But this time was different.

The sweat started to bead up on Vinnie's forehead.  His knees began to shake.  He knew that at any second magic was about to happen. …


Added by Gerhardguffaw on May 1, 2011 at 12:38pm — 4 Comments

Another Charlie Sheen speaks out...


Charlie Sheen got all kinds of notoriety last week when his name was everywhere.  To Charlie Sheen (pictured above) from Topeka, Kansas, it was a nightmare.



Added by Gerhardguffaw on March 7, 2011 at 2:16pm — 4 Comments

What if...


What if Curly Howard were alive today.  Would he still be funny?  Would getting bitch slapped by Moe while holding a cell phone be hilarious?  Would taking two digits to the eyeballs while text messaging Larry be gut busting?  Would the backward foot shuffle while sending an e-mail bring…


Added by Gerhardguffaw on February 24, 2011 at 4:40pm — 10 Comments

Spiderman Exposed!!!



The crack undercover staff at snapped this picture over the weekend of Spiderman (a.k.a. Chad Fritzmeister).  For years we were duped into thinking it was Peter Parker, but has finally exposed the true Spidey.…


Added by Gerhardguffaw on February 14, 2011 at 2:37pm — 4 Comments

Please be my Valentine!


Hi, my name is Seymour Tiddies III.  As Valentine's Day approaches, I noticed that I still don't have a date.  I know what you're can a finely tuned machine like myself be without female companionship on the most romantic day of the year?…


Added by Gerhardguffaw on February 10, 2011 at 6:28pm — 2 Comments

Is this comedywhirled's 200th member?

While pondering "the meaning of wife" (though I'm not married) and deciding if that second cup of coffee will do wonders for my looks, I noticed that comedywhirled is on the verge of its 200th member.  My sources tell me it could be either former President George W. Bush or Theodore Dewberry.

I'm leaning towards Dewberry.  If he does decide to sign up here, the following might be a preview of…


Added by Gerhardguffaw on January 26, 2011 at 6:12pm — 6 Comments

A Message From Santa Claus




Ho, Ho, Fuckin' Ho, Santa Claus here...



Added by Gerhardguffaw on December 22, 2010 at 6:00pm — 4 Comments

What are you thankful for this holiday season?

With the Thanksgiving holiday near, I thought I would ask some people what they are thankful for...…


Added by Gerhardguffaw on November 23, 2010 at 2:49pm — 3 Comments

And then along came

It's Saturday evening and I'm deciding what my options are....Lawrence Welk, porn or Lean Cuisine. I was leaning toward Mr. Welk when all of a sudden I get an invite to join I thought to myself..."Self, you never get invited to anything." Could this be a joke? So I decided to check into this further....after Lawrence Welk.

After my fill of bubbles and 60's hairdos, I went to "What the fuck is this?"…


Added by Gerhardguffaw on August 31, 2010 at 2:56pm — 6 Comments

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