Mellowpuma's Blog – August 2014 Archive (6)

Those Were Different Times #271

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5. Convicted of 'funny laundering'.

-FroDoh!

4. They plied her with booze to softener up.

-Ierneil

3. Some people are so clothes minded.

-Jams3kds

2. In a business suit no less. The glass ceiling's there for a reason people.

-MadAdam

1.111, Brainwashing: You're doing it wrong.

1. Just a quick one to Tide me over.…

Those Were Different Times #270

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and the "What The What" award goes to:

-Frodoh!

5. Bet you can't sea me.

-Iverneil

4. Sea No Evil

-VomitFlop

3. All Ada's men shared two traits: Resistance to both peer and pier pressure.

-Frodoh!

2. So, is this your…

Those Were Different Times #269

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9. Teat-toteler

-38chrysler

8. Forget the roofies, we're all set.

-Iverneil

7. I drank so much, I have no mammary of last night!?!

-jams3kds

6. (“These are sure to sway the judging of The Zombified Marilyn Monroe Look-Alike Contest!”)

-theDIRTYmidget

5. Bills herself as '...an engaging raconteur'.

-FroDoh!

4. Her cups runneth…

Those Were Different Times #268

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5. Looks like David Lynch is at it again.

-MacSpruce

4. Maybe we don't need to see the final episodes of Mad Men.

-Ian Renga

3. My Cone usually points up when the girls do that.

-38chrysler

2. Until the strippers arrived, this would just have to do.

-theDirtymidget

1. Klondykes

-Jams3kds…

Those Were Different Times #267

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5. Weird, thinking about banging someone that's probably 90 years old.

-Iverneil

4. Formerly the Flat-chested Girls With Falsies Club

-MadSpruce

3. They had a soiree with the Illinois Fabricators

-Codename: Spydergirl.

2.875. We like you for your money.

2. Not quite as fun as the "No Contraception Club".

-Mike…

Those Were Different Times #266

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7. "Targets acquired, sir. Bombs away."

-VomitFlop

6. French resistance elite forces

-Iverneil

5. The inaugural cover for Christian Science Weekly featured the Malick Family engaged in a radical new coping strategy: Blissful, uncoordinated ignorance.

-Ian Renga

4. Look what those nice Japanese airmen dropped. These will keep us preoccupied for…