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Mellowpuma's Blog – July 2012 Archive (6)

Those Were Different Times #184: The Revoltabration!

Those Were Different Times #184: The Revoltabration!

Introducing:

"SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN "Elves' Revolt" "

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"A Majors event." -- SPIN

"A full 79 cents worth of entertainment!" -- Melody Maker

"Belongs on the shelf of any elf-respecting collector." -- Rolling Stone

-MacSpruce

2. I agree with you! They all look revolting.

-Buttermilk

1. "I wanna know how the fuck you fucking fuckers…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 30, 2012 at 6:30pm — 13 Comments

Those Were Different Times #183: Spockhaircutabration!

Those Were Different Times #183: Spockhaircutabration!

Introducing: "ROCK 'N DISCO MR. BULL FROG Country Style &HANG * &COTTIE"

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And the special "Ode To Me" Award goes to:

♪♫ Jeremiah was a Vulcan!

Was a good friend of Hang's

He never understood the boy's finger-'V'

But he helped him meld his mind

Yeah, he 'country-styled' his mind

Singin'-----

Joy to the…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 23, 2012 at 6:30pm — 18 Comments

Rant Time! - I Hate You Merman!

Remember the good old days, when the history channel was all about letting us know that hitler was (spoiler) not just bad, ... but really, really bad?

... And the discovery channel showed only hellaciously boring footage of animals being annoyed at the film crew, killing stuff, being killed, and /or screwing while being killed.  How did they even make that boring?  Answer: super dry English dudes, who sounded like the'yd just woken up from a cozy nap.

No longer.  Apparently…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 16, 2012 at 9:30pm — 10 Comments

Those Were Different Times #182: The Eaglehaslandedabration!

Those Were Different Times #182:  Eaglehaslandedabration!

Introducing: "HOLD O TO YOUR FREEDOM" by TONY BRAZIS

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Results:  Images!

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2. 

-Ian Renga



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Added by mellowpuma on July 16, 2012 at 5:30pm — 9 Comments

Those Were Different Times #181: The Stababration!

Those Were Different Times #181: The Stababration!

Introducing: "MUSIC FOR HAPPY OCCASIONS STAB STAB DOIN' THE STAB in High Fidelity"

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... and the "In Phenomanly Bad Taste" Award goes to:

OJ and Nicole's wedding song

-slant



6.75 Problem is, 'The Stab' simply has no hook.

6.5 Some people really know how to shiv it up!

6. Featuring: ♪♫ The Way to a Man's Heart is Between His Left 4th or 5th…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 9, 2012 at 6:30pm — 21 Comments

Those Were Different Times #180: The Beginning of The Endabration!

Those Were Different Times #180: The Beginning of The Endabration!

Introducing: "EUROPE THE FINAL COUNTDOWN"

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3. The Vinyl Insult

-MacSpruce



2. From Krona to corona in record time.

-Buttermilk



1. Mars needs big hair

-Iverneil…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 2, 2012 at 9:30pm — 9 Comments

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