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Mellowpuma's Blog – April 2011 Archive (8)

Trump Speaks

Did anyone besides me hear trump talk to a crowd of people on C-span today (April 29th)?  Probably not. I'm not a regular C-span viewer.  But I was flipping through the channels, and Trump was dropping the F-bomb on C-span.  I thought, no, I've just been working too hard, that isn't what I'm hearing. NOPE. It was he, bizzare duck tail mullet and all. He was in front of a crowd of incredibly stupid looking people, who were eating out of his f-bombing hand.  Seriously, he could have changed…

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Added by mellowpuma on April 30, 2011 at 3:00am — 5 Comments

Those Were Different Times #137

Those Were Different Times #137

Introducing: "SLIM GOODBODY, The Inside Story"

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Results:

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And the "You Just Wrecked My Brain" award goes to:



-Shag

 

12. BONUS.:…

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Added by mellowpuma on April 27, 2011 at 8:00pm — 47 Comments

Those Were Different Times # 136

Those Were Different Times # 136

Introducing: The Links

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Results:

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And the "Best Dramatic Pause In Caption Form" Award goes to:

The guy in the middle masturbates with his right hand. I predict dexterity by reading hair parts. That's          what I do.

-chuckkling

 

11. somebody in The…

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Added by mellowpuma on April 24, 2011 at 9:00pm — 38 Comments

Those Were Different Times #135 (the secret edition)

(shhhhhh)

Don't tell anyone about this, ok, it's our secret!  I'm not gonna P.M. everyone about this!  It's crazy, right?  How will anyone know?  That's what's great ... they won't!  It'll just be between you and me!  And I won't puss out like last time, every entrant will get a ranking. Enough procedural garbage.

 

Introducing:  "Yogi Bear AND THE Three Stooges MEET The Mad, Mad, Mad, Dr. NO-NO…

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Added by mellowpuma on April 21, 2011 at 12:00am — 32 Comments

Those Were Different Times #134

Those Were Different Times #134

Introducing: "A Visit With UNCLE AL at his Happy Farm & Castle with MIKE TANGI & LARRY SMITH"

 

RESULTS:

 

How many resuts are there going to be ... two.  Has that ever been done before, no.  Sorry, not even a bronzer.   That's how I roll baby.  Last time, too many results to even contemplate, and I did my best to disect them for your reading pleasure.  This time, ultimate lazyness on my part. It's like, you think I'm…

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Added by mellowpuma on April 18, 2011 at 11:30pm — 31 Comments

Those Were Different Times #133

Those Were Different Times #133

 

Introducing the epimonimous release "Sophia Loren". 

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Results:

ch ch ch changes; turn and face the strange:

Hot Caption on Caption action!  (Anybody dare to write caption captions on captions?  Don't do it! Your mind will bleed to…

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Added by mellowpuma on April 16, 2011 at 11:00pm — 26 Comments

Those Were Different Times #132

Those Were Different Times #132

Introducing "Don and Seymour" 

 

RESULTS: Now In STEREOty ... not.

RESULTS: Now without numerical rankings!  Because that is just really like something that's so, you know, hierarchial.  We should really be moving toward anarchistic collectives, who live in harmony, and like, hey, why do we even need money?

 

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Added by mellowpuma on April 12, 2011 at 7:30pm — 29 Comments

mellowpuma’s Those Were Different Times #131: The Special Edition®. The Special Results:

 

TWDT #131, now in "HORRIBLE STEREOtype"

(My faux ignorance is the shizznit!)

Dirty has tired of the contest hosting thing for the time being.  The time being is a cruel task master. Kudos to Dirty for being dirty, and prolific, and writing me a lot of messages and being cool and stuff. And for setting a racism trap for me!  A brilliant maneuver for my greatest adversary / best internet friend in the world!  But I'm too clever for that!  I'll rase him racism, and be DOUBLE…

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Added by mellowpuma on April 11, 2011 at 11:22pm — 3 Comments

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