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Mellowpuma's Blog – March 2014 Archive (7)

Those Were Different Times #242

Those Were Different Times #242

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9. Hang in there, kitten!

-MPG

8. "When I'm not busting thugs and eating donuts, I like to hang out and take in some Iron Maiden."

-Gerhardguffaw

7. Fucking Superglue.

-Mike McHuman

6. Move it along, nothing to se heerrrree......

-Iverneil

"5. Fucking magnets! How do they work?!"

-MomitFlop

4. That's the last time I eat a street…

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Added by mellowpuma on March 29, 2014 at 11:00pm — 15 Comments

Those Were Different Times #243

Those Were Different Times #243

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8. He was inches from freedom when his zipper got stuck.

-Gerhardguffaw

7. I'm innocent! It can't be indecent if you can't see it.

-Mike McHuman

6. Personally, I thought it was a great puppet show.

-Iverneil

5. "Holy shit, Christopher Walken is a time-traveler?! This explains so much!"

-VomitFlop

4. James Dawson: Inventor of the porn star…

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Added by mellowpuma on March 29, 2014 at 11:00pm — 16 Comments

Those Were Different Times #241

Those Were Different Times #241

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5. Step right up for your free facial.

-Mike McHuman

4. It's reassuring to know that the GOP does have a backup plan in case they were wrong about global warming.

-Ian Renga

3. Need fire extinguishing? If you ain't colored, we's ya fellas!

-Donairs

2.75. Nozzle tov!

2. What's that word mean that the photographer kept using, Earl ……

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Added by mellowpuma on March 23, 2014 at 12:30am — 9 Comments

Those Were Different Times #240

Those Were Different Times #240

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4. Billy the skid

-Iverneil

3. On the next Wheelie Gay Dudes...

-Gerhardguffaw

2.5. Bikeurious

2. Velocipedophiles

-MacSpruce



1. Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges! We could use a push to get started though.

-drwho…

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Added by mellowpuma on March 23, 2014 at 12:30am — 16 Comments

Fred Phelps has died ...

Fred Phelps ^

So, yeah this guy died.  I've never met him, but i saw him speak while i was walking between classes a few times a hell of a long time ago.  most of this i've gotten 2nd or 3rd hand.   lemme back up ...

the year was 2000 ish.   I was at the university of idaho, why a guy from kansas chose to…

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Added by mellowpuma on March 23, 2014 at 12:00am — 2 Comments

Those Were Different Times #239

 Those Were Different Times #239

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7. If this Isn't a good time, we could come back later

-Iverneil

6. And the Special Olympics were born.

-MPG

5. I think you're right: he'd make an outstanding Senator.

-Mike McHuman

4. Splendid! Now that we've nearly perfected the 'crash-test dummy' let's turn to the challenge of inventing an automobile that can travel at more than 20 mph.…

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Added by mellowpuma on March 15, 2014 at 2:00pm — 27 Comments

Those Were Different Times #238

 Those Were Different Times #238

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3. Four legs good; two legs bad; three legs, well, that's getting into a morally gray area.

2. Perhaps unsurprisingly, he's an excellent photographer.

-MacSpruce



1. "There's an appendage for that.

-vomitflop…

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Added by mellowpuma on March 15, 2014 at 1:30pm — 24 Comments

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