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Mellowpuma's Blog – January 2014 Archive (9)

Those Were Different Times #231

Those Were Different Times #231

seems we're getting tired of the ads, so now for something different.

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7. .....and thats why they called it the Gay 90s

-38chrysler

6. This doesn't make sense like Civil War or friendly fire.

-toofpick

5. Bareback Mountaineers

-Iverneil

4. Participants in the Civil Union War

-Gerhardguffaw

3. Prussian Roulette is…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 31, 2014 at 12:00am — 15 Comments

Those Were Different Times #229: The Piecesofsilverabration!

Those Were Different Times #229: The Piecesofsilverabration!

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Bourgeoisie sow will be eating from a dog bowl after the revolution

-iverneil



"Shut up about the frickin' silverware and pass me the colt!."

-FroDoh!



Dine Another Day

-VomitFlop…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 28, 2014 at 5:00pm — 7 Comments

Those Were Different Times #230: The Bobbingforsubmissionabration!

Those Were Different Times #230: The Bobbingforsubmissionabration!

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6. Martha Stewart's version of "going down".

-cutleaffootwart

5.3. Trope Floats

5. I can't get past her weirdly prominent hunchback

-FroDoh!

4.1. "Holy shit! White Piracy is finally here! Oh, happy day!"

4. "Well, thank holy Christ the NRA approves of this fine, upstanding publication. That's a welcome…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 22, 2014 at 1:30am — 15 Comments

new year's resolutions:

I will:

- attract fewer grizzly bears than in previous years.

- subvert the coming of skynet, by filling the internet with dumbness.  (man, that skynet is sure gonna know a lot about porno and cute puppy videos)

- say "yes" to lasers, in all their myriad forms.

Hows about you?

Added by mellowpuma on January 14, 2014 at 1:30am — 3 Comments

Those Were Different Times #228: The Subservantabration!

Those Were Different Times #228: The Subservantabration!

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2. The Manservian Candidate

-froDoh!

1. "Nobody said you could pray while you were down there."

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Added by mellowpuma on January 13, 2014 at 9:30pm — 7 Comments

Those Were Different Times #227: The Whatdoesthishavetodowithmintsabration!

Those Were Different Times #227: The Whatdoesthishavetodowithmintsabration!

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Troll motto: Your breath is all that matters in the dark.

-Ian Renga…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 13, 2014 at 9:00pm — 5 Comments

the strange case of the small pest attacks of the 1950's

i was looking up that one zappa album "weasels ripped my flesh" and i came across these.  odd men's magazine covers, where men battle hoards of varmints, animals that usually fall prey to bb guns and take out boxes.

really? ferrets posing a mortal danger? too bad he didn't have A FRICKIN BROOM!  cause that's usually just the thing to subdue an ill tempered weasel, a…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 13, 2014 at 1:30pm — 1 Comment

Those Were Different Times #226: The Ennorrismentabration!

Those Were Different Times #226: The Ennorrismentabration!

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2. I went with the baggy pair that concealed my sawed off shotgun.

-Iverneil

1. "Hey, you.... yeah, I'm talkin' to YOU, Levis®. Bind my legs at your fucking peril."

-FroDoh!…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 6, 2014 at 3:00pm — 13 Comments

Those Were Different Times #225: The Nitrationabration!

Those Were Different Times #225: The Nitrationabration!

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3. OUCH!

Mike McHuman



2. Mike Myers returns as.... Coaledmember!

-FroDoh!

1. Frank is cool but his wife is the absolute wurst

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Added by mellowpuma on January 6, 2014 at 2:30pm — 11 Comments

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