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Those Were Different Times #86

Those Were Different Times #86

I have to admit, I've been holding out on you guys. Grodin was a fail, so now the emergency chute.

Introducing the beloved Mr. Muhammad Ali in "Muhammad Ali and His Gang VS Mr Tooth Decay"

(aIso, I might expect some rhyming on this one)

Results:

And the award for "Best Parenting Advice that Lewis Black Might Give" goes to:

Dear Parents Who Bought This Album,

You know what? Just tell your kids to shut up…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 12, 2010 at 1:00am — 13 Comments

Those Were Different Times #85

Those Were Different Times #85

Introducing "THE ORIGINAL SOUND TRACK ALBUM FROM SUNBURN".

Results: (finally, sorry I had a bit of a thing going on, etc.)

And The Best "Grodinism" Award goes to:

"What's goin' on on this wacky beach, fa cryin' out loud! I'm gettin' sunburn watching the pretty lady & some guy's parachuting right behind me! Can anyone say 'crazy'? Sheesh!"

-antistar



5. Amazon has threatened me with a harassment…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 10, 2010 at 1:30am — 24 Comments

Those Were Different Times #84

Those Were Different Times #84

Introducing Mr. Uri Geller in his eponymous album "Uri Geller".

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8. Geller was later shot and killed during an east coast/west coast battle with the Amazing Kreskin.

-Chuckkling

7. From the new album: “Bacne Breakout” comes eight new tracks that are bound to make a blemish on the charts!!!!!

-When pus comes to shove

-Blackhead sheep of the family

-All I want to do when I wake up…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 9, 2010 at 12:00am — 19 Comments

Those Were Different Times #83

Those Were Different Times #83

Introducing, Uncle Bud Robinson, as he I suppose, retells his harrowing experience in "Uncle Bud's Hospital Experience". I'm not sure how the cowboys fit in though, hmm.

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7. With the hit song.. "I loved her, but now she's gonorrhea"

-Michaelred73

6. featuring the hit, "Old McDonald had a pharmaceutical"

-Jams3kds

5.5.Includes the hit, "Nurse, Can…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 8, 2010 at 12:30am — 23 Comments

Those Were Different Times #82

Those Were Different Times #82

Introducing: Mr. Ricky Skaggs and his album "Don’t Cheat in Our Hometown".

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7. the running title was don't shit on your doorstep

-bigjas

6. And no dilly dallying either

-Donairs

5. Contains the hit songs:

Your cheatin' hole

Manwhore

Fudgestick and donutholes

Glory Glory hole-a-lueia

Honey, why's there a condom in your hair?

Beauty Parlor…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 6, 2010 at 10:00pm — 15 Comments

Those Were Different Times #81

Those Were Different Times #81

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12. but I have 26 stencils to complete album title.

-chuckkling

11. b/w "I Also Have Diarrhea"

-antistar

10. Contains the hit single, and only the hit single, "French Cowlick".

-MadAdam

9. So basically I have more songs than I have friends.

-missalicia

8. it's a version of The Ring of the Nibelung lasting for 15 hours…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 5, 2010 at 9:00pm — 39 Comments

Those Were Different Times #80 Results

Those Were Different Times #80

Yes, after much delibiration pontification exaserbation and otherbations, I've decided it's time for returnification to record cover humiliation. Congradulations.

Tonight's subject is a fine group of lads known as STRYKEN, and their smash up album FIRST STRIKE. Now I've been saving this one for just such a special occasion, so without further adoificaton, have at.

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9.…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 4, 2010 at 10:30pm — 29 Comments

Pumkinferno 2010

pumpkinferno 2008:

Pumkinferno 2009:

pumkinferno 2010:…

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Added by mellowpuma on October 30, 2010 at 9:30pm — 2 Comments

Photoshop This Contest #5: the Resultan.

And the winner is ...

Wusumbali with McKFC

Added by mellowpuma on October 23, 2010 at 12:08am — No Comments

Photoshop This Contest #5: the Fivening!

Photoshop This Contest #5: the Fivening!

This is from an ad created for a rather large company. It is marketed towards Japan's rather large hipster community.You may use only one or both figures. Photoshop this and fabulous prizes may or may not be yours!

P.S. (Is it just me or does the guy look like he's doing michael jackson…

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Added by mellowpuma on October 7, 2010 at 8:00pm — 2 Comments

Photoshop This Contest #4.5 Result and Repeppur.

Photoshop This Contest #4.5 Result and Repeppur.

And The Winner Is ....

Ian Renga with "unionreeves"

Added by mellowpuma on October 7, 2010 at 7:48pm — No Comments

Photoshop This Contest #4

Photoshop This #4

For good fun only, no to be making funs of the peoples! Considerable man creating fear element of death, what could be more joyful for child folk and internet persons alike? Fear element of death to be taken lightly for laughs! How could this be wrong for joyful occasion? Answer: NO! So much luckful rompus room fun you should be making with special protection garments of non flammable type as…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 29, 2010 at 9:00pm — 5 Comments

Photoshop This Contest #3 Results a.k.a. "I Can't Believe It's Not Typing!"

Photoshop This Contest #3 Results a.k.a. "I Can't Believe It's Not Typing!"

Aaaaaand ....... the winner is:

:

bubbalicious with "getoffmybale"

Added by mellowpuma on September 29, 2010 at 8:52pm — 1 Comment

Photoshop this Contest #3: We Only Hurt The Forefathers Of Internet Sarchasm We Love.

Photoshop this Contest #3: We Only Hurt The Forefathers Of Internet Sarchasm We Love.

Happy fulfillment of more popular becoming contest! Also no fear is being had of joyfull sparks either of flame balls emitting included joy sparks in aftermath of fuse being run away lit. Here is early 90's spacemen who famous of sarchastic movie quotes making with robot slaves and gypsies! Also camera robot slave to record the delight. What…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 23, 2010 at 6:00pm — 6 Comments

Photoshop this Contest #2: What I Do For An Encore Resultifornication

Photoshop this Contest #2: What I Do For An Encore Resultifornication

And the winner who has completed the ceremonial dance to keep joyful types sparks away form eyes linings and flame clothings is:

Ian Renga

with: "At The Race…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 23, 2010 at 6:00pm — No Comments

Photoshop This Contest 1.5: The Resultening!

Photoshop This Contest 1.5: The Resultening!

Since there were no votes I will use my own decisioning powers of mental decision making to determine a winner for happy sarchastic joy type persons to keep sparks away from eyes and flame clothings.

... AND, humph, excuse me, and ... the winner is ....

wait for it.

a bit longer.

yes, that's it.

almost…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 17, 2010 at 7:09pm — 2 Comments

Photoshop this Contest #2: What I Do For An Encore.

Photoshop this Contest #2: What I Do For An Encore.

This will be a familiar image to some of you, an all time friggin classic to others. (with props to JBnthe217 for making it such) It had a monocolor background with an easily isolateable subject, so I could not resist bringing it here. Ok I'm not gonna be a snob about it, so the reference to my referencing is here:…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 17, 2010 at 7:00pm — 5 Comments

Photoshop This Contest #1

Photoshop This Contest #1

The rules are simple, photoshop this, and provide a link to where your photoshopery can be found. Readers: follow the links. Then readers comment and vote on which photoshop image to be your liking then for make most happy joy and colorfull sparks to be keeping your eyes and flame clothing away from.

Good lucking. The most top best liked photoshoperdashery will then be commented upon by happy sarchastic type joymakers for all!…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 13, 2010 at 9:00pm — 4 Comments

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