Those Were Different Times #87
Introducing: Mr. Richard Miller and his album "JESUS USE ME".
(believe it or not, I didn't see the stumps when I posted this.)
4. ...to play the organ with my organ.
3.67824. ... to learn to 'French'.
3.5. ... as a drug mule (because I have this huge, cool and very inconspicuous tour-bus, of course.).
3. ... to test the limits of the sub-woofers of…Continue
Those Were Different Times #86
I have to admit, I've been holding out on you guys. Grodin was a fail, so now the emergency chute.
Introducing the beloved Mr. Muhammad Ali in "Muhammad Ali and His Gang VS Mr Tooth Decay"
(aIso, I might expect some rhyming on this one)
And the award for "Best Parenting Advice that Lewis Black Might Give" goes to:
Dear Parents Who Bought This Album,
You know what? Just tell your kids to shut up…
Those Were Different Times #85
Introducing "THE ORIGINAL SOUND TRACK ALBUM FROM SUNBURN".
Results: (finally, sorry I had a bit of a thing going on, etc.)
And The Best "Grodinism" Award goes to:
"What's goin' on on this wacky beach, fa cryin' out loud! I'm gettin' sunburn watching the pretty lady & some guy's parachuting right behind me! Can anyone say 'crazy'? Sheesh!"
5. Amazon has threatened me with a harassment…
Those Were Different Times #84
Introducing Mr. Uri Geller in his eponymous album "Uri Geller".
8. Geller was later shot and killed during an east coast/west coast battle with the Amazing Kreskin.
7. From the new album: “Bacne Breakout” comes eight new tracks that are bound to make a blemish on the charts!!!!!
-When pus comes to shove
-Blackhead sheep of the family
-All I want to do when I wake up…
Those Were Different Times #83
Introducing, Uncle Bud Robinson, as he I suppose, retells his harrowing experience in "Uncle Bud's Hospital Experience". I'm not sure how the cowboys fit in though, hmm.
7. With the hit song.. "I loved her, but now she's gonorrhea"
6. featuring the hit, "Old McDonald had a pharmaceutical"
5.5.Includes the hit, "Nurse, Can…Continue
Those Were Different Times #82
Introducing: Mr. Ricky Skaggs and his album "Don’t Cheat in Our Hometown".
7. the running title was don't shit on your doorstep
6. And no dilly dallying either
5. Contains the hit songs:
Your cheatin' hole
Fudgestick and donutholes
Glory Glory hole-a-lueia
Honey, why's there a condom in your hair?
Those Were Different Times #81
12. but I have 26 stencils to complete album title.
11. b/w "I Also Have Diarrhea"
10. Contains the hit single, and only the hit single, "French Cowlick".
9. So basically I have more songs than I have friends.
8. it's a version of The Ring of the Nibelung lasting for 15 hours…Continue
Those Were Different Times #80
Yes, after much delibiration pontification exaserbation and otherbations, I've decided it's time for returnification to record cover humiliation. Congradulations.
Tonight's subject is a fine group of lads known as STRYKEN, and their smash up album FIRST STRIKE. Now I've been saving this one for just such a special occasion, so without further adoificaton, have at.
And the winner is ...
Wusumbali with McKFC
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Photoshop This Contest #5: the Fivening!
This is from an ad created for a rather large company. It is marketed towards Japan's rather large hipster community.You may use only one or both figures. Photoshop this and fabulous prizes may or may not be yours!
P.S. (Is it just me or does the guy look like he's doing michael jackson…Continue
Photoshop This Contest #4.5 Result and Repeppur.
And The Winner Is ....
Ian Renga with "unionreeves"
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Photoshop This #4
For good fun only, no to be making funs of the peoples! Considerable man creating fear element of death, what could be more joyful for child folk and internet persons alike? Fear element of death to be taken lightly for laughs! How could this be wrong for joyful occasion? Answer: NO! So much luckful rompus room fun you should be making with special protection garments of non flammable type as…Continue
Photoshop This Contest #3 Results a.k.a. "I Can't Believe It's Not Typing!"
Aaaaaand ....... the winner is:
bubbalicious with "getoffmybale"
Photoshop this Contest #3: We Only Hurt The Forefathers Of Internet Sarchasm We Love.
Happy fulfillment of more popular becoming contest! Also no fear is being had of joyfull sparks either of flame balls emitting included joy sparks in aftermath of fuse being run away lit. Here is early 90's spacemen who famous of sarchastic movie quotes making with robot slaves and gypsies! Also camera robot slave to record the delight. What…Continue
Photoshop this Contest #2: What I Do For An Encore Resultifornication
And the winner who has completed the ceremonial dance to keep joyful types sparks away form eyes linings and flame clothings is:
with: "At The Race…Continue
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Photoshop This Contest 1.5: The Resultening!
Since there were no votes I will use my own decisioning powers of mental decision making to determine a winner for happy sarchastic joy type persons to keep sparks away from eyes and flame clothings.
... AND, humph, excuse me, and ... the winner is ....
wait for it.
a bit longer.
yes, that's it.
Photoshop this Contest #2: What I Do For An Encore.
This will be a familiar image to some of you, an all time friggin classic to others. (with props to JBnthe217 for making it such) It had a monocolor background with an easily isolateable subject, so I could not resist bringing it here. Ok I'm not gonna be a snob about it, so the reference to my referencing is here:…Continue
Photoshop This Contest #1
The rules are simple, photoshop this, and provide a link to where your photoshopery can be found. Readers: follow the links. Then readers comment and vote on which photoshop image to be your liking then for make most happy joy and colorfull sparks to be keeping your eyes and flame clothing away from.
Good lucking. The most top best liked photoshoperdashery will then be commented upon by happy sarchastic type joymakers for all!…Continue