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Those Were Different Times #335

Those Were Different Times #335

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2. The bull was enjoying it so much that I didn't have the heart to tell her the corn went into the other end...

-38chrysler

Looks like somebody gave her a bum steer.

1. Turn over to see reverse cowgirl.

-MacSpruce…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 2, 2016 at 5:30pm — 12 Comments

Those Were Different Times #334

Those Were Different Times #334

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6. You'd have loved your old aunt Helen. She was always up to something. I remember she went bowling on a Sunday once, and she had this way of like, getting eaten by a jungle cat in her living room. A real character that one.

-JJJ23

5. Well when you dress like a zebra what do you expect?

-Rotwang

3.00000001. Christmas was always interesting at Marlin…

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Added by mellowpuma on June 23, 2016 at 10:30pm — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #333

Those Were Different Times #333

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2.6673. Kangaroo Jacked

2. "How kangarude!"

-Vomitflop



1. Oh, yet another human wants a selfie, how aboriginal of you. WALLABOOM!

-Rotwang…

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Added by mellowpuma on June 23, 2016 at 10:30pm — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #332

Those Were Different Times #332

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When I go gay I'm definitely gonna do a lot of holding and shining.
-Rotwang

"Oh, beehive!"
-VomitFlop

Added by mellowpuma on May 27, 2016 at 4:00am — 11 Comments

Those Were Different Times #331

Those Were Different Times #331

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3. Mmmmm. Camel Toe Submarine Sandwiches!

-KariGrant

2. 2 Girls, 1 Condiment

-gerhardguffaw

1. Every 30 days they can serve them with ketchup.

-Rtwang…

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Those Were Different Times #330

Those Were Different Times #330

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4.  ..the 1st NoNo Hair Remover worked much faster than todays.

-38chrysler

3. Suck it Newton! You will feel my electric birds! You stupid,stupid bastard that thought that electric birds would never live to reach your doors!

-JJJ23

3.22. The raccoon flew out of frame.

2. Note to self: Do not tumble dry iron gate.

-RunSilent RunDep

1. Later…

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Added by mellowpuma on April 23, 2016 at 12:00am — 16 Comments

Those Were Different Times #329

Those Were Different Times #329

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(Best caps in a long time goord jorb mates)

4.Weirdest. Tom and Jerry. Episode. Ever.

-Rotwang

3. Oh fuck! here comes the wild boar!!

-Iverneil

2. ♫ I'm hooked on a ceiling. ♫

-VomitFlop

1. "We're not yours quite yet, Mr. Schrödinger!"

-Ian Renga…

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Added by mellowpuma on April 23, 2016 at 12:00am — 12 Comments

Those Were Different Times #328

Those Were Different Times #328

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4.233.  Don't forget the baby Rolaids

-Iverneil

2.3.  Her mother thrived on my real meat to make her.

-Rotwang

1.  We use a pork chop for his pacifier.

-38chrysler…

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Added by mellowpuma on March 23, 2016 at 7:30am — 10 Comments

Those Were Different Times #327

Those Were Different Times #327

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1.222. Hoverbroad.

-Rotwang

1. Katharine Hepburn's Pro Skater was a colossal flop & would force Activision into bankruptcy.

-VomitFlop…

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Added by mellowpuma on March 23, 2016 at 7:30am — 8 Comments

Those Were Different Times #325

Those Were Different Times #325

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4. Their honeymoon didn't go as planned after the Admiral found out that his wife had a missile defense system.

-Gerhard Guffaw

Dr. Strangecake

3. It'll be interesting to watch the fall out after they feed each other a piece.

-Mike McHuman

2. "I love the smell of ice cream cake in the morning."

-VomitFlop

1. It doesn't show up in the…

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Added by mellowpuma on March 1, 2016 at 5:00am — 26 Comments

Those Were Different Times #326

Those Were Different Times #326

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3. "Meh. I've seen better fan fiction."

2. "Let's color all their shirts red & see what happens."

-VomitFlop



1.  Nobody's wearing a condom.

-Iverneil…

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Added by mellowpuma on March 1, 2016 at 5:00am — 23 Comments

Those Were Different Times #324

Those Were Different Times #324

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5. Comes complete with the 1,000 mile stare.

-RunSilent RunDeep

4. "If you cock it for more then four hours please see a doctor."

-Mervin97

3. He doesn't have anything to worry about because he's white.

-Mike McHuman

2. The air was filled…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 12, 2016 at 6:30pm — 22 Comments

Those Were Different Times #323

Those Were Different Times #323

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2, Miss Pesticide 1947
-MacSpruce

1. Hillary has already picked out her Interns for the White House.
-3*Chrysler

Added by mellowpuma on January 12, 2016 at 6:30pm — 17 Comments

Let's Let trump Trump trump.

(the great and powerful wizard of odd)

In 2011 donald trump, while limply considering a run for president, floated two very bad ideas at a speech in Las Vegas. His first horrible idea consisted of more or less renting out our military and servicemen.  His second worst idea that night was taking the oil from Iraq, as some sort of bizarre conquest prize. Just let that marinate for a…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 12, 2015 at 10:30am — 5 Comments

Those Were Different Times #321

Those Were Different Times #321

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... and the "Keeping The Meme Alive Award" goes to:

"In Soviet Russia, zoo visits you."

-Ian Renga



4.348. Flake off ya beast, you're nothing but a carniboor.

4. The Jewish women recoiled at the sight of Gentile Ben.

-Iverneil

3. Hey,I bearly bumped you, lady!!

-KariGrant

2.874. It was disappointing all around – they were expecting Bear…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 4, 2015 at 3:00am — 26 Comments

Those Were Different Times #322

Those Were Different Times #322

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6. Groin To Be Wild

-Gerardguffaw

5. Soon after this unfortunate incident, Dylan would be dancing with the scars.

-VomitFlop

4. Catch crotch fever

-Mervin97

3. Chick Fell-A-tio

-Mike McHuman

2. American Glandstand

-MacSpruce

1. Taking a leap of face.

-Rotwang…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 4, 2015 at 3:00am — 32 Comments

Those Were Different Times #320

Those Were Different Times #320

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5.. Bonnet & Clyde

-VomitFlop

4. The Dune Buggy prototype wasn't a complete success. For one thing, the rollbar was too high.

-Mike McHuman

3. ...and then the ants came, and well, there was a lot of explaining to do at the funeral.

-JJJ23

2.223. Leave it to Weaver

2. They kept weaving in and out of traffic

-Iverneil

1.almost. Something Wicker Comes…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 10, 2015 at 3:00pm — 36 Comments

Those Were Different Times #319

Those Were Different Times #319

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6. Who needs viagara when you can just harden your arteries with lard?

-drwho

5. It's been a lard day's night...

-Gerhardguffaw

4. Get a room you three.

-Mike McHuman

3. It's life shortening. (Get it?)

_MacSpruce

2. Britain: We Don't Know What Food Is!

-JJJ23

1.999.  Care for a touch of the blubbery my dear?

1. They're not eating…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 10, 2015 at 3:00pm — 26 Comments

PUMPKINFERNO 2015

Past PUMKINFERNOS:

2014

http://comedywhirled.com/profiles/blogs/pumpkinferno-2014

2013…

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Added by mellowpuma on October 31, 2015 at 1:25pm — 2 Comments

Those Were Different Times #317

Those Were Different Times #317

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And the "Forensic Evidence Analysis Award" goes to:

Seven Shamurai

-MacSpruce

[even with high speed film, if they were moving there should be some motion blur in the background or the ground itself.  you can see individual rocks in the pavement.]

5. "Look out! It's the dreaded Russian Nesting Drivers!"

-VomitFlop

4. Cirque du Soiled Pants

-Gerhardguffaw

3. The…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 28, 2015 at 3:00am — 34 Comments

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