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Those Were Different Times #374

Those Were Different Times #374

Added by mellowpuma on December 6, 2017 at 6:32am — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #375

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Added by mellowpuma on December 6, 2017 at 6:30am — 19 Comments

Those Were Different Times #373

Those Were Different Times #373

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... and the special "I Was Afraid To Google This" Award goes to:

Featuring Thirty Odd Minute of Grunt and Valsalva Maneuvers in the Dark.

-MacSpruce

6. Featuring the classic ballad, Ann, You're ism

-Ian

4. Dick Gozinya, goes out, Gozinya, goes out, Gozinya, goes out …

-MacSpruce

3. "That seems like a very crude euphemism for a communion wafer."

-VomitFlop

2. He…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 19, 2017 at 12:30am — 35 Comments

Those Were Different Times #372

Those Were Different Times #372

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... and the special "Between The Lines" Award goes to:

They moved on to Twister a few years later, which led straight to wanton Satanic orgies.

-MacSpruce

(the gateway rug?)



6. Mom said they were to keep one foot on the floor at all times.

-MacSpruce

5. SQUARE-DANCING: You're doing it wrong or right, we're not sure…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 19, 2017 at 12:30am — 23 Comments

is this noun description? #1

Results, by Rotwang:

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JJJ23 and Macspruce cleaned up the ball game today, sportsfans. But the winner topped them in the bottom of the 9th.

5: Yes, according to the pinch hitler. 

- MacSpruce

4: Pitch hunt

- JJJ23

3: It balked at going to the resistance rally with me.

-JJJ23

2: "You also had some very fine baseballs on both sides." 

- MacSpruce

1: "Who wants to know? Did the football put you up to this? ANSWER…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 12, 2017 at 1:30pm — 22 Comments

Those Were Different Times #371

Those Were Different Times #371

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5. The carpet matches the drapes, the shirt, the hat, the wallpaper and the inside lining of the ninth circle of Hell.

-Ian

There but for the god of Grace go I.

4. The record company shortened the title to RAPTURE! from the original RAPE CULTURE!

-MacSpruce

3. Ironically, Wilbur and Grace were eaten by a raptor.

-KariGrant

Wilbur never noticed the troop was slowly…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 5, 2017 at 7:30pm — 22 Comments

Those Were Different Times #370

Those Were Different Times #370

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4. Tommy McNeely my ass, that's a young Lindsey Graham !!!

-MadAdam

3. What a bunch of hand jive!

-KariGrant

2. Kevin Spacey strikes again!

-Mario!!!

1. Tommy doesn't talk about the unseen hand job.

-MacSpruce…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 5, 2017 at 7:00pm — 24 Comments

Those Were Different Times #369

Those Were Different Times #369

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7. They tried to do a vegan pageant but no one gave a hill of beans about it.

-Rotwang

6. People don't talk about the long happy life Debbie built for herself in Dallas.

-JJJ23

5. She just gave me a T-Boner!

-gERHARDGUFFAW

4. You should see her curtains..

-MacSpruce

She prefers "bone in".

I'd like to check her internal temperature..................with my…

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Added by mellowpuma on October 17, 2017 at 5:00pm — 26 Comments

Those Were Different Times #368

Those Were Different Times #368

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3. "...Land him with new Jantzen Flunitrazepam."

-Ian

2. Ruffled for his pleasure.

-Rotwang

1. You're gonna wanna go by the bait shop and get yourself a bucket of cocks.

-JJJ23…

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Added by mellowpuma on October 17, 2017 at 5:00pm — 19 Comments

goodbye to my friend theDIRTYmidget.

so, our old friend, Bruce / theDIRTYmiget died.

forum discussion here:  http://comedywhirled.com/forum/topics/tdm-died-general-discussion

i saw it on the front page a few days ago, but just haven't reacted to it yet.  still doesn't seem quite real.

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when it came to writing in general, he was a golden god.   more than a few times i forgot he was a real person,…

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Added by mellowpuma on October 13, 2017 at 9:30am — 16 Comments

Those Were Different Times #367

Those Were Different Times #367

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4. Quick Robin! to the butt plug!

-Iverneil

3. Bathman Begins

-VomitFlop

2. The Dark Knight Rinses

-Mario!!!

1.9. Just lookin' for a dick grazin'.

1. He's in something called the Just Ass League.

JJJ23…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 21, 2017 at 4:00pm — 14 Comments

Those Were Different Times #366

Those Were Different Times #366

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3. You should see her down underwear.

-VomitFlop

2. ...........I'll take "What should Sonny Bono have owned" for $400, Alex.

-MadAdam

1. Does Your Man Want to Try It Carrot Style?

-JJJ23…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 21, 2017 at 4:00pm — 22 Comments

you don't know shit about pavlov

you don't know shit about pavlov

think you know shit about palvlov, well you don't moron. you're a fucking moron when it comes to pavlov. i'm about to drop some pavlov knowledge on your ass, pay attention. asshole.

you know how your cat starts being all twerky when the can opener starts? pavlov noticed that shit with dogs…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 25, 2017 at 4:00pm — 4 Comments

Those Were Different Times #365

Those Were Different Times #365

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6. COPPERS CLOBBER RAINBOW ROBBER!

-MacSpruce

5. Same thing happens if you eat too many Skittles.

-Mario!!!

4. The finest wool, from super gay sheep.

-MadAdam

3. "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Ken's ass anymore."

-Ian

2. The Leprechaun was like, "oh hell, you can have me gold, just don't touch me again."

-Rotwang

1. Yes officer, that's the…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 20, 2017 at 12:30am — 19 Comments

Those Were Different Times #364

Those Were Different Times #364

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And he was sportin' a hellacious set of Beelzeboobies.

-MadAdam

5. In case you were wondering, yes, the story is loosely based on Fred Haley's ex-wife.

-Mario!!!

4. The horns would suggest he was a 'bull' dyke.

-MacSpruce

3. Looks like Mannix has gotten himself into another fine mess.

-Iverneil

2. Well then what is he now?

-Rotwang

1. Well…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 20, 2017 at 12:30am — 24 Comments

Those Were Different Times #362

Those Were Different Times #362

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5. It's a sad ending. Let's just say the sequel is called Cowboy Boots.

-Rotwang

4. If you've seen him lately, it looks like the Gator got him.

-Iverneil

3. It was all fun and games until he learned he'd got GatorAIDS.

-Mario!!!

2. Also starring Lauren Hutten, an actress best known for holding the record of "Worlds Shortest Asscrack".

-MadAdam

1. Spoiler Alert:…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 29, 2017 at 2:30pm — 16 Comments

Those Were Different Times #363

Those Were Different Times #363

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5. He was a Seminole in college, which is equally awful.

-JJJ23

4. If you're a fan, you should really check out the director's cut on Blu-ray. It has deleted scenes, commentary by Sergio Corbucci and 35% more racism.

-Mario!!!

3. I went to go see it but they told me I needed Reservations

-Iverneil

2. I love the part where Chief Soaring T. Justice say's "Junior, when we…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 29, 2017 at 2:30pm — 12 Comments

Those Were Different Times #361

Those Were Different Times #361

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3. They were very fashionable until a coed drowned in her vomit.

-RoadKillHairPiece

2. They enjoy coneilingus

-Iverneil

1. The Pointier Sisters

-MacSpruce…

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Added by mellowpuma on June 22, 2017 at 1:00pm — 21 Comments

Those Were Different Times #360

Those Were Different Times #360

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Its his fifth book, He started with "How to Date Supermodels"

5. Spurned over his facial psoriasis condition, Larry picked up what he thought said "How to pick up Rashy women"

-Iverneil

4. The Silence of the Gams

-Rotwang

3.  Trying to pretend you're Zorro won't do it.

-RoadKillHairPiece

Like a six-pack – with your thumb and middle finger...

2.  Just refuse…

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Added by mellowpuma on June 22, 2017 at 1:00pm — 20 Comments

Those Were Different Times #359

Those Were Different Times #359

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and the special I'M HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY.  ANIMATIONS??? award goes to:

-MacSpruce



6. Hey!... My Eyes Are Up Here...

-38chrysler

5. Early female super heroes really got the short…

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Added by mellowpuma on April 11, 2017 at 8:30pm — 28 Comments

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