Calling them 'Fire-breathing' is not entirely accurate. Call them 'Fire-exhaling' Dragons to be more precise.
Much like the monkeys that eat the charcoal for digestion, dragons regularly seek out flint and marcasite-rich…Continue
Rumor has it the new Gremlins 3 script is a reboot. Here are some quick notes for a treatment of Gremlins 3 as if it were a proper sequel:…
Among my fondest memories of the 1970s and '80s was watching Young Frankenstein & Blazing Saddles on a 19" TV in a converted small bedroom in Grandpa & Grandma's house we called 'The Den'. Filled with three generations of laughing Italian family and cousins, The Den became legendary for side-splitting, rib-busting and even tearful fits of…Continue
I was watching In the Heat of the Night(1967) and heard Virgil say that Sam couldn't have driven two cars at the same time.
As Rod Steiger pondered this rarely-contested fact for a moment it dawned on me. It is quite easy to drive two cars at the same time as long as you have about 30 feet of PVC pipe, 100 ft of 8 gauge steel wound wire and one roll of Gorilla Tape. For ease of control the wires on the driver's end would be attached to a couple of…Continue
In the wake of today's collision, sources close to sources close to sources close to the Lohan camp revealed that her handlers have contacted the Special Effects Department at Disney in an effort to secure several of the 'Herbie' Volkswagens that were featured in Herbie Fully Loaded…Continue
Considering the hundreds of eyewitness accounts in South America of a giant flightless bird and the fact that much of that country has yet to be explored with modern surveillance equipment it is practical to assume that there are still birds out there that could bite…Continue
For the sheer sake of seeing Schadenfreude followed by Schrödinger I present the following:Continue
One afternoon while crawling in traffic I noticed a person walking a black Standard Poodle on the sidewalk. I thought about how often people claim the particular breed as being exceptionally intelligent and decided to test this theory using only telepathy. (It is important to relay the fact that I was wearing sunglasses at the time and was two lanes…Continue
Coming very soon is an app/program called iMod®. It will enable idiots to sound literally credible when tweeting their bullshit as well as protect celebrities from themselves. The comment self-moderation tolerances will be adjusted to fit the user's profession. A comedian's will be at 1 or 2 filter strength. …Continue
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As reviled as this blog title's name may be it is occasionally accurate:Continue