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KariGrant's Blog – December 2013 Archive (7)

Things that hung on the tree before tinsel:

Things that hung on the tree before tinsel: Drunk Uncle Jake, Night crawlers, Shellacked Grub Worms, Painted Cicada shells, Suspenders, Fourteen Festive Rags, Webworms, Gramma’s Noodles, Candy Canes made of condoms, Laquered dirt clods,

Added by KariGrant on December 13, 2013 at 9:12pm — 7 Comments

Movies set to be released in December:

Movies set to be released in December:

Philmehooha,

Frozen Out of Towners,   

Between the…

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Added by KariGrant on December 11, 2013 at 12:05am — 7 Comments

Unusual figure skating moves introduced at the Grand Prix:

Unusual figure skating moves introduced at the Grand Prix: Axel Foley Jump,  Sash Squat,  Cherry Popper Flip, Death Smear,  YMCA romp,  Fork Lift,  Mowhawk Burn, Camel toe spin, Triple Sows Ear,  Double butts bend over, 

Added by KariGrant on December 8, 2013 at 11:00am — 4 Comments

Secret and Rarely used NFL Plays:

Secret and Rarely used NFL Plays:

The Tushbone,

The Hambone,

The Debone,

The Madoff Swindle,

STD…

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Added by KariGrant on December 6, 2013 at 10:00pm — 9 Comments

Names of moonshined Pappy Van Winkle bourbon

Names of moonshined Pappy Van Winkle bourbon:
Poopy Van Winkle,
Pappy Van Wanker,
Henry Van Winkle,
Suitey Van Husen,
Pappy Van Tinkle,
Pappy Van Stinkle,
Mammy Van Winkle,
Pappy Van Hatfield,
Pappy Van McCoy,
Pappasan Van McKoi (imported),

Added by KariGrant on December 4, 2013 at 6:04am — 10 Comments

New Strains of Deadly Christmas Tree Fungus

Root Rot (and who wants that???) is attacking the Christmas tree industry. Better stick with a sure thing and buy a MacSpruce. Or, at least wear protection when decorating your tree.

These are new strains of Christmas tree…

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Added by KariGrant on December 2, 2013 at 12:51pm — 14 Comments

Last minute gifts from the Dollar-type Store

Cranberry Juicer.

Airline -approved Spatula Baby Scraper.

Bag-o-kelp (GMO-FREE!!!).

red TIDE.

Lemon Merengue Poi

Obamacare Hotlinks

Potted Pornsettias

Hertz Tire-chews for dogs

Dandruff Collector

Fukashima Glow sticks

Added by KariGrant on December 1, 2013 at 12:57am — 23 Comments

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