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KariGrant's Blog – August 2012 Archive (1)

Reasons for Curiosity to land on Mars

To kill the cat.

To establish an upload feed for ESPN.

To further define string theory, the rover will be clipping samples of martian string.

To find cool stuff.

Look for love in all the wrong places.

Had to go. Received Martian transmission which translated to "Red Rover, Red Rover, let Curiosity come over." 

Checking out possible locations for 7-11s and Sonics.

To establish the first martian NBA team.

Find me some Martian…


Added by KariGrant on August 5, 2012 at 9:34pm — 23 Comments

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