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KariGrant's Blog – June 2012 Archive (11)

First Actors Cast Way Back Then:

Abe Bagota: Vampire Hunter,

Brad Pitt and the Pendulum,

The Great Dictater Salad,

Casablana Turner,

The Shawshank Williams Redemption,

That Man in Istanbyul Brynner,

Mystic River Phoenix,

Mementony Curtis,

They Shoot Horst Buchholz, Don’t They?

Sean Connery Row,

The Lives of Smothers Brothers,

Added by KariGrant on June 25, 2012 at 10:30pm — 20 Comments

Over-theCounter Comedians

Prevasid Ceasar,

George Burns and Garcie Lanolin,

Carolaids Burnett,

Vagicille Ball,

Elaine TheraFloosler,

Yakoff Milkoff-magnesia,

Drew Claratin,

Priloshecky Green,

Benadryl Hill,

Charlie Chapstick,

 

Added by KariGrant on June 12, 2012 at 12:30pm — 21 Comments

David Lynch Foods

Mulberries Dried,

Twinkie Peaks,

The Elephant Ham,

Blue Velveeta,

Last Thigh Trays,

Wild Oat Hearts,

Dune Pudding,

Eraisinbread,

The Alphabet Soup,

 

Added by KariGrant on June 10, 2012 at 9:38pm — 16 Comments

Top Plays That Didn't Win a Tony

Peter and the Scar Scratcher,

Whorespray,

Ounce,

Leap of Frog,

Twit,

Estevia,

Snoozies,

Bonnie's Clyde,

Porking My Best,

Brainblow,

They Rode to Flicka,

Added by KariGrant on June 10, 2012 at 8:31pm — 23 Comments

CULDESAC CLOTHING (around the corner from AVENUE) is having a sale:

Unmatched shoes HALF PRICE!!!

Bras, partially eaten, up to 70% savings!

ALL Skirts, well, maybe not all, but most, especially the smelly ones, 90% off previously inflated prices.

SHORT SHORTS priced as marked marked.

PIZZA APRONS 25% off; hand-tossed unwashed pizza aprons 3 for 1.

Designer handbags 20% knock-off.

Prom dresses, 50% off. (Does not include LED lighted Twilight dress line).

Children’s WIDE BELTS 25% off (C-4 sold…

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Added by KariGrant on June 9, 2012 at 6:32pm — 18 Comments

Dental Conditions and/or Treatments

 Dental canaries,

Chewing gum disease,

Tore a facial disease,

Wini Decai, widi decadi, wiki Decay. (I came with decayed tooth, they pulled my decayed tooth, there’s a photo of it on Wikipedia.)

Xtreme Xtractions,

Cleft Pilates,

Hippo Dontia,

Dental breast implants,

Fifths of Gin Givitis

Halle Toes Cysts

Commemorative Plaque

Xero Mostelomia

Added by KariGrant on June 7, 2012 at 1:00pm — 6 Comments

Summer Release Horror Films

Children Who Have Corns,

Pro Meth Us,

Snow White and the Seven Brides for Seven Brothers,

The Dictater Salad,

Dark Circles,

Chernobyl Diarrhea,

My Sister's Creeper,

Gloves in the Time of Cholera,

Magical Mystery Scourge,

Snakes on a Plain Bagel,

 

 

 

 

Added by KariGrant on June 4, 2012 at 11:04am — 16 Comments

New Road Signs

Congested--Watch for Lugies,

Low-flying Bats,

Grim Reaper Ahead,

Apalling Rocks,

Slow Children are Playing,

This End Up,

Hitchikers May be Escaped Bankers,

Weight and Fortune Station Ahead,

Hail Zone,

Armadillo Debris Ahead,

Soft Shoulders and Captivating Smile,

Turkey Crossing,

Added by KariGrant on June 3, 2012 at 10:54am — 12 Comments

New Slot Games at the Casino

Lucky Leper Cons,

Wheel of Despondency,

Chariots of Narnia,

White Okra,

Magic Disappearing Money,

Pompus Barbarian,

Mayan Pimple,

Inca Blots,

Balloons are a Fortune,

Yawnzee,

Aztec Cods,

Added by KariGrant on June 3, 2012 at 9:58am — 17 Comments

Other Supplies Dropped off at the Space Station

Three Dozen Kegs,

The New Mayan Calendar,

Tang,

More Legos,

DVDs: Avatar, Aliens, Space Balls, Mars Attacks!

Hot Pockets,

Perrier,

New Bowflex,

The White Album,

Ping-pong Balls,

Added by KariGrant on June 1, 2012 at 2:34am — 18 Comments

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