Flooding in low lying areas,
Flower lined pathways made of muddy plywood,
Rippled and swollen art,
The Incredible Honk,
The Peuce Hornet,
Prince of Cotterpins,
Atilla the Honeybun,
Project Blue Book containes names of men with the blue balls.
The Center for UFO Studies is a test kitchen for Unlevened Faccia Ovens.
Project Grudge was started by my ex-husband.
Project Sign was started over two thousand years ago by followers of Brian, who held up a shoe as a sign.
Ironically, Project Magnet attracted very few followers.
UFOs, (except in some extremely rare cases) cannot be used as IUDs.
The Rudyard Keplar Space Telescope first…Continue
Auto Collision Repair Scam Technology,
Vin Diesel Technology,
Medicine Park Assistant,
Carpenter's Nail Tech,
Wood. Work it.
Visit the Adult Toy Stork,
Naked Pinchers on the Internet,
Sexy Lawn Jury,
Chevy Cavalier Spaniel,
Frou Bucher Mountain Dog,
Sealy Posture-pedic Terrier,
Bar-b-que'n Chicken Pox,
Tennis Open Sores,
Goutboard Motor Boating,
I Believe I Can Flail,
Son of a Creature-Man,
Try a Little Tenderizer,
Somewhere Over the Rainbow Coalition,
Project Runaway Baby,
I Want To Know What Lipo Is,
Give A Little Whore,
Didn't I Know You Knew I Knew You Knew How Much I Dubbed You,
HORNET – Upper right section of Paul Schaffer’s CBS Orchestra.
COTTON STAINER – At the Rodeo, downwind of the Skoll Dippers.
TUMBLEBUG – At the Laundromat, in the dryers.
GRASSHOPPER – At the Car Wash, waxing on and off.
TIGER BEATLE – Geez, did he pork Ringo, too?
LADYBIRD – Underground, near Lyndon.
COCKEROACH – Strewn about the parking lot, after a Joe Cocker concert.
DUNG BEETLE – Feeds on the floor of Congress.
MAY FLIES – Uhm, in…Continue
Neither I, nor Comedy Whirled recommend following these tips. They're just stuff my Cousin told me.
Pole dancing in thunderstorms is highly discouraged.
During winds of 45mph or greater, use Maximum Hold or Freeze hair spray only.
In category F-3 or greater tornadic activity, Depends can help.
In category F-3 or greater tornadic activity, go to the lowest point in hour house. Try to get between the carpet and the slab, preferably UNDER the…Continue
Pea Diddy Weavel,
Gnatalie Deep Wood,
Mealy Bugsy Malone,
Ewe Dirty Rats,
Emergency substitute for Rubber Cement,
Hold Photos in Family Album,
Stick your gum to the headboard without leaving a mark,
Cushion between toes,
Emergency Hair Gel,
Scare away the smaller slugs,
Baseball Glove conditioner,
When dried and carved, use as subway tokens,
Mark your trail in the park,
Bacterial Blight or Flight,
Bacterial Wilt the Stilt,
Bacterial Spot of Tea,
Corn Smut Porn,
Non-Picketing Potato SCABS,
White Jell-o Mold,
Downey Soft Mildew Breeze,
Septoria-Clitorial Leaf Spot –Hardest to find,