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KariGrant's Blog – March 2014 Archive (6)

Less Popular Ark Guests:

2 Ring Worms,

Camel Spiders,

Porcupines,

Ferrets,

Hairless Cats,…

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Added by KariGrant on March 25, 2014 at 9:33pm — 14 Comments

Health Risks Associated with Drinking Too Much Green Beer:

Lime Disease, Olivarian Cancer, Hemeraldoids, Kelly Stones, Springing in the ear, Forestperatory Infection, Chartreuse Fatigue Syndrome, Trichomomoss, Viridicella, Hooker’s STDs, O’Besity,

Added by KariGrant on March 17, 2014 at 9:56am — 4 Comments

Cheesy Recent Releases:

300: Rise of a Gruyere,

Mr. Briebody and Parmesan,

Non-Bond-Ost,

The Lasiago Movie,

Son of Gouda,

The Grand Bel Paese Hotel,

Cheddarowsky’s Dune,

Philomena Cream Cheese,

Blue Cheese Jasmine,

August: Asiago County,

Added by KariGrant on March 9, 2014 at 6:30pm — 7 Comments

Alzheimer's Report

Study finds Alzheimer's more deadly than first. I think I have a hair appointment Tuesday. I better check the paper. Says Study finds ALzheimers. That's good. I have to get a permanent. Let me see that calendar. What's a four letter word for sex party? Where are my tweezers? Somebody said a Mr. Al Zimer died. Did I know him? How am I gonna' get to the beauty shop. I already got my perm? Are you my husband? Can I see that paper? I need to get my hair done.

Added by KariGrant on March 6, 2014 at 10:28am — 3 Comments

Rare Skin Maladies Caused by Raw Fish:

Poison Ichy, Finback, Dorselwarts, Scalebes, Sharkzema, Oyscist, Orcatosis, Koiderma, Pustuna, Nipplenomalie, Fishure,

Added by KariGrant on March 5, 2014 at 9:33pm — 3 Comments

Theme Songs for the Russian Invasion of the Ukraine:

Putin’ on the Ritz

BarePutin

Putin’s Lead’s in My Shoulder…

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Added by KariGrant on March 2, 2014 at 9:33am — 7 Comments

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