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KariGrant's Blog – February 2013 Archive (4)

First Drafts of Presidential Quotes:

"Ich Lieben Bernina." --JFK,

"Mr. your name here, tear down these pants." --RR,

"Ask not what your Country Crock offers..."--JFK,

"4th score at the seven yard line."--AL,

"I must study politics and war that my sons may have liver cheese."--JA,

"We believe that fall men have created sequels."--HST,

"The best minds are not in government. What was I saying?"--RR

"When you have an elephant by the…

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Added by KariGrant on February 23, 2013 at 3:22pm — 12 Comments

STDs and/or Parasites in movies:

Spring Cankers,

Body Heat Rash,

ClamMydiaWay,

Escabies from Planet Earth,

Blister me, Uteris,

Worm Booties,

Ooze, the great and powerful Clap,

Limp Puss has Fallen,

Emission,

The Syphilliars,

The ABCs of STDs,

Gonorreality,

Added by KariGrant on February 23, 2013 at 7:52am — 28 Comments

New Releases in spite of the Flu Season:

 “A Good Day to Cough Hard”

“Bless Me, I Sneezed”

“Choker”

The “Kai po che!” sequel, “Gesundheit”

“Sinuser”

“Game of Throw-up”

“Warm Foreheads”

“Beyond the Pills”

“Squirts Wonderstones”

“The Cruds”

Added by KariGrant on February 21, 2013 at 4:40pm — 11 Comments

Presidents who were also dog accessories:

Presidents who were also dog accessories:

John Frisbee Adams,

John Henry Harnesson,

Uleashies S. Grant,

James Bandanan,

Warren G. Earclense,

William Muzzle Taft,

Zachary Collar,

Theodoggydoor Roosevelt,

John F. Kenneldy,

George Brush,

Added by KariGrant on February 18, 2013 at 12:21pm — 21 Comments

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