Less popular but still on the menu:
Rejected Kidney Pie,
Grandma's Might not be Raisin Pie,
Mile High Club Hair Pie,
Blue Berries Iced Crotch Pie,
Triple Thick Pukin Pie,
Muddy Skidmark Pie,
Lugey Coconut Buttermilk Pie,
Coco Nuts Scream Pie,
Rhubarb and Gizzard Turnovers,
Chocolate Custurd Pie,
Best film: Beasts of the Southern Malls.
Best Foreign Film: Ablaham Rincorn.
Best Actress: Kathy Lee Gifford.
Best Actor: Jerry Lee Day-Lewis.
Best remake based on old TV series: Mucus Welby.
Best Animal Act: Tigger Coaching Tiny Dragons.
Best Makeup: Joan Rivers.
Best Costume: That Quarterback's Girlfriend in Sports Illustrated.
Best Lighting EVER: LQC.
Best Independent Film: Barking Otter.